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Naomi is the Erogamer
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"The question," says Naomi, "was how sexy the food was, not whether it's possible to have sex with it."

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"They seem like related questions!"

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"I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining."

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"Good," she says with satisfaction. 

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She grins.

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"Thanks! So're you!"

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"We should maybe talk about...first date getting-to-know-you stuff. Where are you from, why'd you pick this college, what's your favorite color..."

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"The tiny insignificant college in my tiny insignificant town is in some kind of student-swapping ring for tiny insignificant colleges who aren't gonna get out-of-towners any other way, and they swapped me to Norville U with a full-ride scholarship, so I went."

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"How about you?"

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"I wanted to try out the liberal California college scene but I had a scaremongering guidance counselor who talked me out of Stanford."

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"Heh. What did your guidance counselor want you to be scared of?"

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"Oh--no time to do anything you actually want to, no time to talk to your sister, late nights and early mornings, no one will be impressed by your waffling between the arts and the sciences--that kind of nonsense."

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"Plausible."

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"People go there without being totally miserable, I could plausibly swing it. Buuuuut I'm planning to stay here like a coward instead of trying to transfer, so."

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"Hooray for cowardice!"

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