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Naomi is the Erogamer
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Today is a fairly ordinary day.

Naomi has no particular reason to notice this, which is a pity, because in five seconds she'll never be able to say it with a straight face again.

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Pink-violet text appears in front of her. 

 

Naomi Engel
"The Erogamer"
LVL: 1 (0/200)

Stats:

DOM: 215/430
SUB: 330/620

BOD: 24 (+)
LST: 23 (+)
SED: 25 (+)
FUK: 18 (+)
PRV: 39 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)

Stat Points: 5
Money: $2,545

Description: Naomi Engel is an aspiring calligrapher currently in her first year of college, studying art and design. Practical and charismatic, she has a wide range of possible life plans from 'marry rich' to 'find work as a web designer'... but given that she spends her free time masturbating to the nastiest available rape porn, she is perhaps the single person in the world most qualified to take up the mantle of the Erogamer, a path she is likely to find both more fulfilling and more lucrative than anything the mundane world could have offered.

 

Skills:

Erogamer's Body (Lvl MAX): The biological ability to live your life as an erogame. Venereal disease doesn't exist for you, or periods or pregnancies or yeast infections. Arbitrarily large appendages can fit inside any of your orifices. You heal from all marks with a good night's sleep, ready for the next day's adventures. Other aspects of this skill depend on the BOD stat.

Erogamer's Soul (Lvl MAX): The expression of your fundamental nature to live your life as an erogame. Another player, a different kind of player, might have needed to be given an Erogamer's Mind to unlock their potential and allow them to play the game as it is meant to be played; your Erogamer's Soul was yours before the game ever got involved.

Erogamer's World (Lvl MAX): The consent of reality to live your life as an erogame. People are never too preoccupied to consider sex or romance, not while you're around. Bystanders won't ignore what you do, but they're unlikely to actually stop you. Those who do decide to involve themselves are drawn into the logic of the Erogame. If you go far enough that an authority sees no choice but to intervene… they won't treat you as a simple criminal. Other aspects of this skill depend on the ERO stat.

Perks:

Everything Is Better With Ero: On every quest and every path you walk, taking the option that turns you on more will never lead to worse results in the long run than taking the option that seems safe, sensible, and practical. This perk does not operate by reducing the rewards of safe, sensible, practical-seeming paths.


Info // Character Stats:

LVL / Level: The quantified totality of your potency as an erogame character. The effect of this characteristic goes beyond just the 5 extra stat points you get per level, and the additional perk point you receive every 5th level.

BOD / Body: Your physical attractiveness. At higher levels, your body becomes able to enact more exotic erogame events.
LST / Lust: The intensity of your sexual urges, or lack thereof. How easy it is to turn your keyhole.
SED / Seduction: Your ability to seduce others, to pique their interest and arouse their desire.
FUK / Fucking: Your ability to perform in bed and give others pleasure… or other sensations.
PRV / Perversion: Your descent into the world of naughtiness, fetish, deviance, and corruption.
ERO / Erogame Logic: The extent to which the world will bend---or can be bent by you---to create romantic and sexual situations in defiance of probability. Or at higher levels, physics.

DOM / Dominant Energy: Based off SED and FUK, fueling skills that invoke your dominance, sadism, or mastery.
SUB / Submissive Energy: Based off LST and PRV, fueling skills that invoke your submission, masochism, or service.

Info // Character Stats // Level:

At LVL 1, and 0% progress toward the next level, you're as pathetic as you'll ever be.

You can increase your level by completing the quests the Erogame offers you, or by causing romantic and sexual events to happen to you or around you. The more difficult the challenge, the greater the rewards.

Info // Character Stats // Body:

At a BOD of 24, you're the prettiest girl in the room unless the room is hosting a mixer for a modeling agency.

You can increase this stat through exhibitionism, and other acts that invoke the pure beauty and power of your feminine form.

Info // Character Stats // Lust:

A LST of 23 puts you on the high end of the normal human libido range. You are unusually sensual and hedonistic for a person in your demographic, an impressive feat considering that your demographic is 'American college freshman'.

You gain in this stat while experiencing sexual urges that are unusually intense or that go on unusually long.

Info // Character Stats // Seduction:

With a SED of 25, your sexual charisma is on its way to professional levels.

You can increase this stat by arousing the romantic interest or sexual desire of others, and successfully pursuing them or being caught.

Info // Character Stats // Fucking:

Your FUK of 18 represents the cheerful sincerity of an eager amateur who learns fast and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty.

How do you increase this stat? Take a fucking guess.

Info // Character Stats // Perversion:

Your PRV stands at 39, truly impressive for a starting stat. Some might say frighteningly impressive. The porn you get off to and the kinks you fantasize about are enough to put you in the top percentile of human sexual deviance.

 

You can increase this stat by looking for opportunities to get even kinkier. There has to be one around here somewhere. Probably.

Info // Character Stats // Erogame Logic:

At an ERO of 10, your life has become an erogame taking place in a mostly realistic setting. What happens to you might seem unlikely to others, but it won't break their belief in a sane universe… yet. Witnesses will reach for explanations other than the Erogame, but they'll still notice the unusual events.

If you keep pushing probability to its limits, then probability will learn to be a bit more flexible down there, relax and take it in and not protest so much.

Info // Character Stats // Dominant and Submissive Energy:

If this were a different game, you'd have mana and hit points.

And they'd refill just from you sitting around on your ass doing nothing.


Lol.

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...that's a video game popup window.

A video game popup window, in her real live field of vision.

It has a scrollbar.

She stares at it.

 

When it doesn't go anywhere after five seconds, she reaches out and scrolls down.

 

She reads through the whole thing, carefully, and then scrolls back to the top and reads it again.

"Huh," she says.

She grabs her phone, starts recording video, puts it down with a good view of her face, and taps the + next to BOD.

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BOD: 25 (+)
LST: 23 (+)
SED: 25 (+)
FUK: 18 (+)
PRV: 39 (+)
ERO: 10 (+)

 

Does she feel a little different? Hard to tell.

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+ + + +

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BOD: 29
LST: 23
SED: 25
FUK: 18
PRV: 39
ERO: 10

A skill has been created! Having an absurdly high PRV for a starting character has created the skill: Rape Beacon.

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"The what now," she says, staring.

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Info/Skills/Rape Beacon

Rape Beacon: Active, LVL 1(0%), rewards 10*LVL SUB/hour

If someone is going to get raped, and that person could possibly be you, this skill raises that chance by 10%/level. This skill is active by default. 

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What a terrible skill, what a terrible game, what the fuck kind of joke is this—

—but now she's thinking about it—about going through her life just like normal, and then she's at a party and picks up the wrong drink—walking home from a late class and gets shoved against the wall of an alley—these things don't happen all that often on a population level, but if you concentrated it all down into one person—she should definitely turn off this skill but there is definitely a part of her that does not want to turn off this skill

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Contemplating being taken against your will by a variety of rapists has caused the potential for your PRV to go up by 1!

Quest Available: Consensual Nonconsent

Find a way to communicate to someone (or lots of people, for bonus XP), credibly, that it's absolutely cool with you if they rape you, while maintaining deniability in the moment such that you don't know who's just a rapist and who saw your ad until it's postrape snuggle time.

Success: +2,500xp, increased relations with Christian Dale, unlocks Consensual Nonconsent II

Failure: Disappointingly, your consent remains respected.

Accept: Y/N

 

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—who is Christian Dale, and is he column A or column B, rape-wise?

Well. She is undeniably tempted to find out.

And the game did promise that taking attractive risks will at worst turn out just as well as being reasonable. If they're sexually attractive risks in particular. Which this is.

...she picks up her phone and watches its video. It can't see the floating violet light, but it did a decent job of capturing the gradual five-point increase in her prettiness as she tapped the button.

 

This is a dumb idea but hey, if the inexplicable magical force or entity that just turned her life into a video game about rape isn't being honest with her about its guarantees, she is fucked whether she plays along or not.

She taps Y.

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The pink-violet words vanish. 

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"Time to make some fun changes to my social life, I guess."

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The Erogame fails to respond to her snark. 

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Okay so the first thing she needs to do here is research. Time to google.

...it's surprisingly hard to get from a google search for the word 'erogame' to any actual media she can consume, but she perseveres. If this is her life now, she'd better get familiar with the genre conventions.

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If she tries hard and believes in herself, she can find ero.

Eroge varies in tone and precise level of sexy content. Some are romantic, some are horrifying; some are cute, some are monstrous; some are meaningfully censorable into something PG with the same storyline, and some...aren't.

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Oh goodness.

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Quest Available: The Great Outdoors

Don't just sit in front of your computer all day! Go outside! Enjoy the fresh air, the crisp autumn leaves. The hot college students still fresh from summer break. Bang one of them in the great outdoors.

Success: 500xp, "Exhibitionist" status

Failure: You remain tragically unfucked.

Accept: Y/N

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Oh, that one's not even scary. Y. She throws on a cute outfit and goes out in search of hot college students.

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There's one! Sitting on a bench nearby, peering over a textbook.

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Ooh, pretty. Naomi goes thataway.

"Hi, what's up?"

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She looks up and gestures at the book. "Chemistry." She gestures at a shopping bag full of objects on the other side of her. "And art. People give me such odd looks when I tell them I'm waffling between a STEM field and art for my major."

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"I guess that's unusual but, like, not that unusual."

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"It's unusual enough, apparently. Any idea what you want to major in?"

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"Oh, I'm on the art side, no question. My life's passion is calligraphy so if I can't find any rich people to seduce for their money I'm going to do, like, web design, calligraphy not being a lucrative career in the twenty-first century."

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She giggles. "See, I have a rich mom, so I don't need to seduce anyone. Please don't seduce my mom, that would be weird."

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"I promise not to seduce your mom!" she says cheerfully. "What are my prospects for seducing you?"

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