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There is a forest that likes to pretend that it's ordinary. It isn't, it's quite bizarre. Every night, in fact, zombies and other horrible monsters swarm this place, looking for people to kill. Not that they've found anyone, the forest itself is quite empty of residents. But they search anyway, during the night, shambling and groaning and occasionally leaving body parts lying around. Those disappear pretty quickly, but it still happens. Then the day comes, and they depart to who knows where, swearing (if mindless monsters could think, or in fact swear to anything in particular) that they'l be back the next night. Repeat ad nauseum.
It's currently in the day portion of this cycle of directionless attempts at violence. Maybe this day will be different from all of the others.
But then, probably not, it's a very boring island without anyone here.
"Sword beats paper! Get one today."
He motions to her, and hefts a chest onto the table. He opens it, and - oh look, useful items to buy. He doesn't, actually, sell swords. Or apples. Or carrots. But he does sell various items, including:
A mining helmet
A piggy bank
An iron anvil
A bug net
A copper pickaxe and a copper axe
Torches
Two types of potions, one blue, one red
Wooden arrows and shurikens
Rope
He motions to her, and hefts a chest onto the table. He opens it, and - oh look, useful items to buy. He doesn't, actually, sell swords. Or apples. Or carrots. But he does sell various items, including:
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Well, that will be useful if she loses her existing axe or pickaxe, she supposes.
"If I ask you what these things do are you going to make more inscrutable jokes about things you don't sell?"
"If I ask you what these things do are you going to make more inscrutable jokes about things you don't sell?"
He is surprisingly good at explaining how much things cost! And also he assures her that his prices are 'very reasonable.'
In short: the highest priced thing she can afford is an anvil. The mining helmet, piggy bank, and bug net are too expensive for her, and everything else she can buy a reasonable but not excessive number of.
In short: the highest priced thing she can afford is an anvil. The mining helmet, piggy bank, and bug net are too expensive for her, and everything else she can buy a reasonable but not excessive number of.
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"Okay then," says Sable.
She reaches out and closes the chest, to see how the merchant will react.
She reaches out and closes the chest, to see how the merchant will react.
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"Is there anyone overseas to sell them to?" she wonders, drumming her fingers on the top of the chest.
It turns out that, actually, a scrawny old man is not as fast as a twelve year old girl. It's really not a contest.
"My prices are very reasonable!" insists Gus, unable to keep up.
"My prices are very reasonable!" insists Gus, unable to keep up.
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Sable declines to argue. She runs, ducks into a cave, scoops the entire contents of the chest into her pack, and 'listens' for Gus with groundsense.
He declines to leave a certain radius of his designated home. "I hope a scrawny kid like you isn't all that's standing between us and Cthulu's Eye," he calls, aggrieved.
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Nope. Not arguing with the horrible mindless person-things.
She experiments to find his radius and spends the afternoon building herself another house well outside of this area, then goes ore-hunting.
She experiments to find his radius and spends the afternoon building herself another house well outside of this area, then goes ore-hunting.
Ores! Goodness, so many ores. Copper and iron and two ores she's not able to identify on her own.
(Gus eventually gives up and goes back to his house.)
(Gus eventually gives up and goes back to his house.)
"Tungsten is a hard metal that is an improvement over iron in most cases. Platinum is very rare and is one of the strongest ordinary metals, a set of armor made out of it would protect someone very well," is his ruling.
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"Seriously? This world is crazy," says Sable. "Platinum isn't stronger than iron. And what's an 'ordinary' metal? Are there extraordinary ones?"
"Hellstone can be found in the Underworld, and requires at least a Nightmare Pickaxe, Deathbringer Pickaxe, or better to be mined."
"A Nightmare Pickaxe is better than either a gold or a platinum pickaxe, and is made out of twelve demonite bars and six shadow scales." Pause. "A Deathbringer Pickaxe is better than either a gold or a platinum pickaxe, and is made out of twelve crimtane bars and six tissue samples."
"Demonite can be found extremely rarely in very small veins underground, but it is most commonly acquired upon killing the Eater Of Worlds or the Eye of Cthulhu. Crimtane can be found extremely rarely in very small veins underground, but it is most commonly acquired upon killing the Brain Of Cthulhu or the Eye of Cthulhu."