May 11, 2021 9:59 AM
slayer karen confesses killing vampires to priest!macalaure
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So transfer Macalaure out. I'm pretty sure the Silmaril dream was his. Mine was, uh, birds. And Karen.

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And the rest of the kids.

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Yeah. Uh. Plausibly.

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The next vector of attack won't be dreams anyway.

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Most stuff that could happen doesn't go worse if we have more resources.

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Most stuff that could happen goes worse if anyone involved is doomed.

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It didn't go that badly.

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It didn't! Nothing bad happened!

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To be clear, I agree that we need resources on the ground in hellmouths. Just - humans. if one of the humans who applies for the position is as subvertible as you are then I won't let them anywhere near it, because I'm not a lunatic.

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Oh, come on, yes you are.

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Karen'll have plenty of resources.

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- so, okay, one of the problems I'm having here is that I can't tell if this is a conversation where I provide you with strategic insight on whether I should leave or a conversation where I provide you with, uh, strategic insight on which things to say so I won't outright revolt when you tell me to leave.

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I think you already agree with me that you probably should leave or you'd have just explained why you should stay.

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So it's the second thing. Great.

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Work with me here. Why should you stay?

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I'm gonna get really rich off the gym teacher salary.

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I do think Sunnydale is about a hundred times explody-er if there's no one around who is a telepath. Karen's great but she needs backup.

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Could you do it remotely?

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I think....not quite yet? Maybe in a couple years. Maybe if you let me tell her how to filter osanwë, I feel like a dick every time we talk over it.

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I want to meet her.

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I have complicated feelings about that.

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You kinda only get one of 'she's strategically important' and 'she's mine'.

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