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Lee Tae-gun didn't really want more sources of sexual frustration but here he is
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"Oh you got that one free, nice!"

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"...I did????" He checks whether there's any indication that that perk's been taken, then rereads it and scowls.

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"Come on, you're, like, the hottest guy in the country, it's practically true."

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"Woo-young, shut up."

Next, You Didn't Hear That—

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NO.

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He flinches away from the game screen like it's physically slapped him and decides he's done eating for now. He gets up, grabs his unfinished bowl of oatmeal, and mechanically walks over to his kitchen sink to wash it.

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...yeah. "Next one isn't very interesting either," he says, reading it. At least sunbae won't be interested in it, anyway.

So, what's next?

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FUK

Cinnamon Roll (1 points)

Triple all positive effects on others of having sex with you.

Edgelord (1 point)

You always know how close to orgasm others are and never make someone come by accident.

This cost is refunded at 70 FUK.

James Bondage (0.5 points)

Your ties never cause unintentional pain, never come loose accidentally, and can be applied in less than 5 minutes, including to an unwilling subject who is otherwise being held down or restrained.

This cost is refunded at 50 FUK.

Legoland (1.5 points)

You can detach pussies, clits, nipples, assholes, and cocks from their original holders, and then attach them to other people or just take them with you. People with parts attached receive sensations from that part. All sensations experienced by a part continue to flow to that part's original owner, unless an alternative part has been attached to the empty slot on the original owner's body. Excretory functions of a part become unnecessary to the person while their part is detached. Detached parts temporarily acquire the protection of your Erogamer's Body skill. Victims of this skill may take back and reattach their own parts if they can find them, but only to that part's original location on their body.

Examples:

—Removing Alice's pussy and attaching Bob's cock to her groin will cause both Alice and Bob to receive sensations from that cock.

—Further attaching Charles's pussy to Bob's groin means that only Alice is still receiving sensation from Bob's cock.

—Instead attaching Charles's pussy to Bob's thigh would mean that Bob is receiving sensation from both his detached cock and from Charles's attached pussy.

—You can go on attaching additional parts to Bob so long as he has remaining exposed flesh. You cannot stack parts.

—Removing any non-native parts from Bob means that Bob immediately stops receiving input to them.

—Tiling Bob in clits and tossing him into a vibrator pit is not advised if you want to keep him sane.

Minimum ERO: 50

Library of Sodom (1 point)

You automatically know any detail of abstract knowledge that you want or need about any sexual activity that has been described in public writing. For example, directions for how to tie a shibari knot, or that one ought to avoid striking the kidneys with a flogger. This knowledge does not convey skill.

This cost is refunded at 40 FUK.

Naked Before Me (1 point)

You may touch people as if their clothing and your clothing did not exist. Onlookers not clued in see your hand, shoe, or head resting quietly in the corresponding place---lewd, perhaps, but not obscene---and do not hear any sounds directly produced by the sex act, though they still hear other sounds made by your victim. Similar acts may be performed on you, including by accident.

This cost is refunded at 80 ERO or 70 FUK, whichever happens first.

Perfect Sadist (1 point)

Inflicting pain on others, no matter how severe, never causes any permanent damage you did not intend.

This cost is refunded at 40 FUK.

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Tae-gun does not want to play this game right now. Tae-gun wants to do his dishes—his one dish—and, and, and do. Something else.

Is the game going to object if he closes out of its app and opens a dungeon report to read?

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Nope! It minimizes cleanly out of his field of view.

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Cool. He'll review—uh—he has no dungeons scheduled. Of course. He may be compromised. How about a past dungeon. He can review a past dungeon. He'll go do that. There's probably going to be another confluence soon anyway.

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Woo-young finishes eating his breakfast quietly then goes to the kitchen to wash his dishes.

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"You don't need to do that. Just leave them in the sink. Or the dishwasher."

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"...you really are extremely stupid, aren't you."

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"—what was that for?"

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"You get up, throw half your food away and wash your bowl by hand, for no reason, and then immediately try to bury yourself in work you can't find, and jump at anything that you can to occupy your brain, including contentless social pleasantry." He walks up to Tae-gun. "Sunbae." And he hugs him. "You're alright. You're fine. You can relax. You don't need to be on your toes, like that."

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How can Woo-young always read him to filth.

He returns the hug and buries his face in the crook of Woo-young's neck.

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He gently pats Tae-gun's hair (he's so fluffy and pettable) and waits.

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Tae-gun doesn't take too long to recover. Being hugged by his best friend, one of the only people who understands and who isn't dismissing him, it helps.

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Okay. Back to the game.

Cinnamon Roll is... "Honestly pretty good?"

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"Does it work for perks like the guiding one?"

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"Useful."

Edge lord...

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"Wow, this game really knows what it's about, huh. Hey sunbae, I don't suppose—"

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