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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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He is a big fan of her work on so many levels.

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+1 PRV for dipping a toe into BDSM.
A skill has been created by a special action! Tying up your partner has created the skill Rope Use.
Info/Skills/Rope Use

Rope Use. Lvl 2. Active. 3 D | use.

You can apply rope bondage-- aesthetic, elaborate, practical, or difficult to escape-- to a variety of bodies and in a variety of situations. You are also aware of basic safety precautions. Your skills are strictly natural and cannot defy the laws of physics.
Quest completed: Come Out And Level Up.

+1 SED
+1 FUK
+10,000 XP
You have leveled up!
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Yeah points! The level-up means he probably has some new stat points to allocate before the orgy.

"That was both fun and educational," he says. He feels like he should warn her about the ominous pentacles comment somehow but he doesn't even know what the warning would need to be, so, punt.

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"Yeah!" she says. "One of the most fun tutoring sessions I've had in a while."

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"Maybe we'll run into each other again sometime," he says on his way out.

He can't wait to tell Aarons about this. Actually, he should tell Asher too, it was his idea.

Hey Asher--your summoning idea worked perfectly! My life is the best implausible nonsense.

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I'm a genius <3

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Bruce goes looking for Aarons and checks Orgynization to see what kind of attendance to expect tonight.

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Forty-two people have RSVPed "yes" to his orgy!

Their tastes seem mostly vanilla. 

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Lev is eating ice cream and reading an ethnography of the Hadza people. 

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Given all of the everything he is probably justified in taking the number 42 as a good omen. 

"Hiya. I just had the best time. Is that book any good?"

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"Yeah, it is! --While I was eating the ice cream I noticed three different men walk by wearing skirts."

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"Huh. Sounds like an attempt to be reassuring. Like, 'look, no rules, you can do whatever you want and nobody will mind', sort of thing."

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"I am being bullied and oppressed by an omnipotent sex game. --This is making me want to rewatch all the Q episodes of Star Trek."

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"Oh wow, yes, that is uncomfortably accurate. Here's hoping we don't start reliving our past screw-ups or something."

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"That's possibly just reliving my entire life."

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"I can't decide whether to say 'nonsense' or 'same hat'."

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Quest available: Netflix and Chill

Spend 24 hours in bed together with ??? Aarons, while spending no more than six hours of this time fucking. 

Success: +1000 XP, 'Fandom' status effect
Failure: +2 LST
Quest available: True Love's Kiss

Have sex with ??? Aarons that does not make ??? feel sad and horrible afterward.

Success: +4000 XP, improved relationship with ??? Aarons
Failure: -
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"Well," he says. "I guess I started dating you. That was not a fuckup."

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Double rainbow quest-acceptance. "Dating you was an excellent decision, yeah. Also I just got offered XP for doing a Star Trek marathon with you and that also sounds like the opposite of a fuckup." He reads off both descriptions.

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"...wait, it does question marks instead of my name?"

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"Yeah, it's been doing that for a while; it's the same thing it does with secret quest rewards. I don't think it's ever referred to you with a pronoun either."

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"I have. A different name. I call myself. When I'm, uh."

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"Oh, that makes sense. What--um, only tell me if you want to." Even though everything about Aarons is automatically super interesting and he's even more curious than usual.

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"Leia. Spelled like, um, the Star Wars character."

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"What an excellent name." He has a sudden mental image of Aarons with cinnamon bun hair and a white robe and a blaster. What an excellent mental image.

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