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Bruce Banner is the Erogamer
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And he can step over and kiss her and run his hands through her hair, marvelling at the fact that he can just do that.

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Her boyfriend is kissing her and it's very good and she doesn't have to pretend at all about anything.

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He has to stop kissing her to start taking their clothes off, but that just frees up his mouth for murmuring about how gorgeous she is.

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Mm happy wiggles. 

She's not gorgeous, she's gross and disgusting, but her body is close enough to right that she can pretend. And Bruce's is great.

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He wants to kiss her and pet her and cuddle her and run his hands all over her. And then he asks, "So, do you still want me to--fuck you? I've never tried that before but I think I'd like to."

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"Yeah," Leia says, and kisses his neck. "Are you going to get a skill for it?"

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"I hope so." Where's his lube, he's pretty sure he bought some a while ago to experiment with masturbating with it, there it is. "And even if I don't, there's still the non-magic empirical method."

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Leia laughs and kisses him. "I'm a slut, I know what I'm doing."

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"Well then. I hope you're one of those grad students who likes teaching classes."

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Pounce. "First you have to get relaxed. With kisses." 

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Eeeeeeee being pounced on! Also eeeeeee kisses! 

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Leia is going to ensure that she is thoroughly relaxed. By petting Bruce and kissing him and maybe giving him a blowjob and okay she is getting slightly distracted here. What were they doing?

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Mmmm blowjob no wait he was supposed to be learning how to do butt stuff. Porn has informed him that you're supposed to start with a finger or two but porn has also informed him that hypnosis is easy and aliens are usually humanoid and always down to fuck, but maybe those are also true now because reality is built on sand, so, fingers?

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Leia takes the lube out of his hand, kisses him, and starts fingering herself, thank you. 

Then she makes an extremely good face and starts whimpering. 

(The nasty part of her is still there-- but it's easier to ignore it when she doesn't have to worry that Bruce is going to start paying attention to it, when he calls her beautiful and says he loves her and maybe when he's inside her he'll call her Leia--)

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Oh gosh, what lovely sounds. What an excellent face. "You're so gorgeous. My beautiful girlfriend--want you so much--"

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Kiss. "You're lucky I'm not fourteen, I would have just come all over myself from you saying that."

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He restrains himself from saying that there are several reasons it's good she's not fourteen. Kiss! "Are you ready?" His dick is extremely ready; seeing Leia enjoy herself will do that.

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"Mmm, yes." She pulls Bruce on top of her and kisses his cheek and guides him in.

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"Ahhh--Leia that feels really good--" It takes him a moment to un-short-out his brain enough to remember how to move, and then he does, slow exploratory thrusts.

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It's not horrible, it's not even in the least bit horrible, she's in a bed with her boyfriend and he's fucking her and things are okay and-- and she keeps marveling at the feeling of not having to have a fantasy running in her brain during sex, of not having to be anywhere or anyone but the person she is right now.

"Bruce, I love you."

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"Leia--I love you too--" he has his arms wrapped around her as much as he can and still move, faster now, and he's very lucky he's already had sex once today or this would be embarrassingly short. Genuine closeness and affection make everything better.

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Mm. It's so nice. This is exactly her kink, her kink is being loved and wanted and close and to make Bruce happy and now she has it, she keeps biting her lip and running her hands along Bruce's body and-- he's so hot-- why is her boyfriend so unfairly hot--

(PRV 1 is great.)

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Her boyfriend is so unfairly hot because she deserves the best, and also they are metaphysically certified exactly the same amount of hot, so there.

The majority of Bruce's brain is still mumbling variations on 'yes' and 'Leia' and 'so good' into his complete absence of a brain-mouth filter, but a little corner has pulled away to realize he has no idea how to get Leia off if he can't do it by fucking her. This worry lets him hang on to the edge of coming even though this is the best he has ever felt in his life.

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Does he continue to have this opinion if Leia has started moaning and chanting "love you love you love you" and then she keeps getting distracted halfway through the love and having it turn into "oooooooooooh.'

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NOPE that level of moaning and amazingness is Not compatible with opinions. Only thrusting and shaking and panting what may or may not be parts of words.

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