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He'll be able to figure these out but it'll take him a while. 

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And:

"How many mindless people bodies could you reasonably make in a day if you had to keep doing it?"

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"More than a hundred thousand, less than four million? Probably? In theory since it's wished on and wishes are powered by emotions if I got really bored I'd stop being able to do that many but if I could sing and fly and if people were super impressed with me for being a demon who was doing that then I bet I could do that many."

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"Does it help if most or all of them save a person's life?"

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"...yeah, that'd help a lot - how -"

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"There's people who do brain transplants."

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"Brain - yeah, that'd work -

 

 

- wait, how do they do that without demons?"

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"They don't do it very much, there's only one planet where it's legal, but clones."

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"Well. Let's head over there and trade them. Now."

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"We can't do it now we are small children with unverified powers. We do the ansibles thing first and then when we can pay people to take us seriously and represent us to everybody else I have an idea."

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"We could steal all their clones now."

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"And do what with them?"

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"...bring them back here? Or wherever they want to go?"

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"They bring the clones up to have their brains transplanted when they're like ten - and look eighteen, they rapid-grow them - not to go lead independent lives."

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"I could make us some grownups. To represent us to everybody."

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"Do you want to hear my idea or not? Because it won't work if anybody sees it coming and it's way more people than the clones."

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"I'm listening."

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"The people who get brain transplanted are old rich evil people from Jackson's Whole and it's like a few dozen a year, that might sound like a lot but it's not. People other places besides Jackson's Whole when they're going to die sometimes get cryopreserved to wait until whatever was killing them can be fixed. There's a planet where everybody does this, so there's millions and millions of frozen people who can be thawed out and saved, but the rights to control their medical care belong to some companies who get to use them to vote - like if you're the corporation for five million frozen people you get five million votes. So they don't try all that hard to get them woken up. But we could buy the rights off them as long as we didn't want the votes, buy all of them at once, and then wake them all - we'd need surgeons for the transplants though."

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"...we'd still need surgeons but I could make a new body around a brain just fine, they probably wouldn't have to be incredibly specialized -"

 

Sigh. "A few dozen a year isn't a lot, I do know how many people there are in the multiverse, but it's hard when I could give the old evil rich people exactly what they want even more efficiently -"

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"Well, yes, you do that too, you just wait until there are millions of people walking around Kibou-Daini making it incredibly obvious that the thing is real."

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"...and eventually we find the peals and get them all back." Wing-flomp. "Okay. How're we doing on the ansibles?"

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"Pretty good! It's all definitely legal on Escobar and Tau Ceti and they're two of the biggest hubs. Once they can talk to each other fast people will be very excited to make it easier for us to offer the service to more planets and also we will have enough money to hire a lawyer."

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"Excellent. I'm trying to interpret my alts' notes on worldleapers with persistent targeting, so I can keep looking for more worlds to check for adjacency to either peal without worrying about running into a Materia and leaving you two - well, not stranded, you have the teleport, but without arbitrary matter."

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"The arbitrary matter is very good especially if you can do the brain transplants thing, so please don't get lost, but if you do we will be okay."

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"I will not get lost. ....I could ask Pen if she wants to be the one to do the worldleaping but I dunno how she'd feel about that -" Pen?

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