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But soon there are going to be a lot less of them. He has the accelerated-perception song at its maximum. He conjures for writings of his name, he conjures for a scale model of the author, he pops in, he takes the writer and drops them somewhere for sorting out, he goes to the next one.

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There are lots of slaves. Fortunately, about three-quarters of them get voluntarily manumitted.

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These people really are slow learners. Any of them who don't get voluntarily manumitted and have access to a way to call him (or the information that they ought to do this) get fetched, one per second, conjure conjure pop pop next. 

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He'll be doing that for a bit. No one can effectively stop him, though.

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They can try to fake the message but then they'll just get dropped at the manumission center for processing. He's an Elf. It'll take him a while to get bored.

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Eventually, he conjures and doesn't get anything.

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Good! And they have people handing the former slave stuff, so he's not needed there, so he will go back to his planets which do not have slavery and are less stressful.

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Yay he's back again!

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Eeeeeeeee he loves them so much.

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He reimburses voluntary manumitters and waits to see how disruptive that was.

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A fair bit. If they repurpose Cipher Nine's droid solution from when she similarly incentivized the Hutts, that would help alleviate the impact.

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...do droids have internal experiences?

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Common galactic wisdom is no.


On the other hand, demon-conjured droids don't work. Sort of like basement dwellers.


On a third hand (he's a fork he can borrow someone's), droids that are smart enough to talk say they like doing the work they were programmed to do.

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Demon-conjured goldfish don't work either, demon-conjuring is bad at minds well below the threshold where he'd worry. If droids that can talk are okay with it, sure, droids to replace all the work done by slaves sounds perfect.

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Then business can continue as (mostly) usual.

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Good. They will roll that out everywhere.

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The program is positively received.

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How many more atrocities is he now presiding over?

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Well, with the war off and the Sith gone, that really cuts out most of the opportunity for the common man to participate in atrocities.

There's still lots of anti-alien sentiment as a cultural baseline, plus compulsory military service, and lingering hatred for/resentment of the Republic that's kind of slowing any sort of real integration between the two powers.

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Being an Elf, he is content to see if these things improve over a couple decades. Most pressing problem is now the 10,000 Sith in their labyrinths.

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The Sith remain contained and not-dead.

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Then someone indestructible will go by to conduct interviews and see if anyone is willing to integrate. Hello, random Sith, you get my personal attention because I was impressed by your achievements and think you pose a unique threat to my empire. Will you instead ally with me?

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Ha! As if. The mighty Darth Karaz needs no allies. Begone, wretch!

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Ally with you, pretty boy? Well. She could be convinced. Wink wink.

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