Two wizards and two soldiers appear in the desert, a few feet away from a tired slave caravan.
They nod at each other and disappear again.
Two wizards and two soldiers appear in the desert, a few feet away from a tired slave caravan.
They nod at each other and disappear again.
"...hit me up in six days if I'm still here then or if I ever look really frustrated with my computer for more than ten minutes in a row."
"He isn't going to get me pregnant, if that's what you're worried about, we're different species and my planet has contraception."
"My entire species is infertile. I could get someone pregnant but I would have to do magic and would not have to touch them. And I would have a conversation about that first."
"Policing my sex life shouldn't even make the list of priorities! I apologize for mentioning it at the dinner table if that was going to scandalize people!"
"Oh, no, it wasn't that, he was contemplating whether he could get Cam to get his wives for him, since he can't figure out how."
"Regrettably it is somehow impossible for me to have a conversation with them about that. Maybe even if the express end goal of the conversation were for me to get them pregnant! Also other priorities, if nobody needs second helpings of anything I'm about ready to excuse myself and go work on your internet some more."
Aitim strikes up a conversation with Merenre about interdimensional trade and waves Pelape over to join them.
"Apparently permanent dimensional gates are a thing and if we can go home we'll be able to set one up."
"Ooh! Tourism'll be complicated but the magic cleaning should let trade work fine and soon you'll have an internet - should ask if Cam can squeeze in compatibility out of the box but he probably can't -"
"It'd be really good, though, I think the internet does a lot of cultural levelling and they could sure use some."
"Cultural levelling?" asks Merenre.
"Like, people talk to people in other countries and good norms spread faster and dumb ones die out and Amentans could be a good influence on your culture, which is honestly very concerning."
"And then they all end up in the Maelstrom?"
"Yes, I know you have some reasons to hesitate about cultural change."
"Trade we're delighted about, though."
"Is Maelstrom one of the torture ones?"
"No, but it's bad enough you don't want a lot of uptake," Ismat says.
"If you can make magic items yourself then you'll quickly be doing that, but also if you can make magic items yourself I'd expect you to have noticed."