Two wizards and two soldiers appear in the desert, a few feet away from a tired slave caravan.
They nod at each other and disappear again.
"We were told to evacuate, earlier today, and then told we could come back because there was a very mysterious security situation but it didn't seem dangerous, and then that it involved people from other universes no one knew about."
"We can hear most of the conversation but it doesn't make a lot of sense."
"I appeared first, and since then more people with my personality have been accumulating and so have people who match Khemet and are from, or passed through, the same set of worlds. As far as we know we're all here except the one who goes with Cam, the fellow with wings. Belmarniss, the purple one, is from this world and was collected more conventionally. May I have your names?"
"We don't go to any of the afterlives here. If we have an accident our god of the dead puts us back. We generally appreciate this arrangement, though no one has so far attempted to sell me on the virtues of Axis."
"My life is very good," says Laila, "but I have a sister who isn't very happy, right, her husband's mean and she has eight babies and she doesn't really sleep. And of course she has no right to turn her back on any of that, not while she's alive. But the dead have no relatives, no husbands, no children, no titles, no duties, and she'll be able to rest, and then do anything she likes forever."
"I don't have any children yet but I think most of my people with children would not like to be considered to no longer have them on dying. And certainly if something happened to my husband or I we would like to still be married after whatever it was was fixed. But perhaps this is because people mostly don't marry mean husbands and only have as many babies as they feel ready for. ...also I think we need less sleep."
"Well, if it's expensive in diamonds and not in labor maybe Cam will have a chance to fix it before he goes, though he's accumulating a lot of tasks and isn't sure he'll be able to stay longer than five days."