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Spell: Following
You can make people first-level clerics of you.
To learn this spell, take the hand of someone eligible to be your cleric. Say, goloptywimple. Give them a valuable gift.
Spell: Resistance
You have some ability to ignore magical effects directed at you.
To learn this spell, cast another spell on yourself. As you do so, say, Jempi. Katsafgha.
Spell: Hold Person
You can cast the spell Hold Person at will.
To learn this spell, touch someone. Say, Enefti. Freb.
So he messages Elizabeth, "hey, new you requests pregnancy test, I can be summoned to your world to bring it back to the plane if needed."
He gets back "Ugggggh yeah okay I can buy one gimme like thirty minutes."
(She's awake but has neglected to leave her bed yet.)
"Apparently the new me needs a pregnancy test," she mumbles to Connor.
"Yeah it seems weird? But presumably we can get a rundown later. One of us should probably buy the thing now, I guess."
So he goes to Walmart and gets stuck on account of his inability to read and asks a pharmacy tech for help.
The pharmacy tech can direct him to the correct place!
Then he can get it and pay for it! And tip to make up the difference between what fairy thinks the thing is worth and what the store does.
The cashier rings it up and puts the extra money in the little bucket for donating to hurricane victims. "For your girlfriend?"
"Sort of? She's not pregnant but she has a magical demiplane where she's been collecting alternate universe versions of herself and some of them are grownups and one of them wanted it."
" - okay."
She puts it in a little bag for him.
She has gotten dressed and is making waffles.
She thanks Connor and takes the bag and attempts to summon Hagan to her house.
"Sorry! I didn't actually bring a wand of Sending with me. Which was dumb. Everything okay?"
Nod. She hands him the bag. "It's this thing in the box. Valentine'll be able to read the instructions to her, I think."
"It's a pregnancy test, I think, my world doesn't have them. Uh, if you need help, or people to look after the baby or anything, there's lots of people here who can help -"
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