It's an ordinary early autumn night in New York: chilly; not uncomfortably so, yet, but promising to get colder as the season wears on. A scruffy, long-haired vagabond emerges from the shadows in the alley behind a clothing store, unhesitatingly enters the passcode to disarm its security system, quickly picks the lock, and goes quietly in.
<GenderBender> Yeah, I'm way more into the indirect route.
<GenderBender> Doing unexpected stuff, using my advantages creatively, having people underestimate me.
<GenderBender> Probably.
<GenderBender> Especially given we're currently not-even-a-ragtag of misfits
<GenderBender> One half-cubist person, one superhero, whoever your friends are
<GenderBender> We're gonna need a lot of creativity.
<argylecape> Yeah.
<argylecape> I bet we can figure it out.
<argylecape> It'll be easier if I can keep fewer secrets, do you mind if I tell my friends about you? I don't think they'll be okay with you knowing much about them, but they might be willing to let me tell you some things once they know you're helping.
<GenderBender> Sure
<GenderBender> Maybe make sure they won't shoot me on sight if they hear about the approximate cubism
<GenderBender> But otherwise I'm too boring to be a secret.
<argylecape> Well, that and the gender thing.
<argylecape> ...you do know about the gender thing, right?
<GenderBender> I mean I'm aware I'm genderfluid?
<GenderBender> It's even my nickname! ^^
<argylecape> Yeah, I figured that part
<argylecape> Most people can't shapeshift like that, though, I'm pretty sure?
<argylecape> Yup.
<argylecape> When I met you you were a girl
<argylecape> And when you visited me the first time you were a boy.
<argylecape> Like, physically.
<GenderBender> Wait, really?
<GenderBender> I'd think it'd be obvious you were suddenly hearing stuff miles away?
<argylecape> You'd think, yeah.
<argylecape> But I had a lot going on when I was a little kid, and it took a while to learn to make sense of what I was hearing.
<GenderBender> Well
<GenderBender> I guess I'm not one to talk
<GenderBender> Although honestly I didn't notice I was cubist or that I spent the last few decades in the SIdeways
<GenderBender> Sideways*
<GenderBender> It's probably just messing with my head.
<GenderBender> This whole thing, cubism, shapeshifting, it's probably messing with my head and making me not notice stuff.
<argylecape> Ah.
<argylecape> Maybe.
<argylecape> I can take notes for you if you want? The shapeshifting is the only weird thing I've noticed before today.
<GenderBender> I am uh
<GenderBender> Not really okay with not having control over my brain.
<GenderBender> Really not loving that.
<argylecape> Yeah.
<argylecape> It sounds like it's probably not affecting you that much?
<argylecape> Like, you'd've mentioned if you'd had a bunch of interactions with people that were confusing at the time but made sense now, right?
<argylecape> I've known kids who had hallucinations and seizures where they forgot things and stuff, if something's affecting someone like that it's never tidy.