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She continues to lie motionless on the grass.

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Do you want me to make us a house or something -

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...why?

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...so we'd have a house? I haven't met any fairies before, I don't know what kinds of stuff fairies need.

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I live in a tree. When I'm home.

Probably isn't safe to go there, they'll check it.

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I could move it here? If they won't check here, I don't know if here's a safe place.

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...trees have roots. And I don't know where we are.

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Yeah I could grab all of the soil for a while around. And we're somewhere random, I just kept hopping, if there's somewhere you know that'd be better I could take us there. I landed in like at least a hundred lightyears of nothing but rock and I thought this world was really stupid and was all rock.

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I'm not allowed to communicate my name and usually I'd be allowed to take food but right now I can't move.

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- not allowed to communicate - 

 

...if, hypothetically, I found some other Bell under the orders you are under, what would you advise I do with them, are you allowed to answer that?

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My orders don't anticipate telepathy, they're just phrased thoroughly on the subject of names. You sort of already handed me all the Bells' names enough to work so if some fairy got one of them I could rescind their orders but I'm not a mortal so you'd need my whole name. Or to feed me.

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Do you want me to feed you?

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No but I don't want to lie here for all eternity either.

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I mean, there are other options? I'm not thinking of them right now but that's because I'm really upset - uh, I bet Warp has good mechanical exoskeletons for people with spinal injuries, or I could make a necklace for you and then you could try teleporting around everywhere?

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I'm under more orders than that.

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Are you under orders that'd make it a bad idea to make you a necklace, because I don't want to give you a necklace if you have orders to go back or something -

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You should definitely just rescind them all in one go that doesn't mean I'm going to like the part where I have to obey your every enforced command forever.

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I won't give you commands, I'm not evil. I don't think even the evil me'd do that. The evil Maitimo would, but I think the evil me just kind of kills people who get in his way?

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Uh, there's a dimension where everything's even more horrible than usual and all the people who turn out evil if raised badly enough are evil? And that includes me and my kids, and the ruler of the planet is a Maitimo and he's evil and he kept his boyfriend as a mind-controlled prisoner for hundreds of years and so the orders thing sounds like the sort of thing he'd do? But the me from that planet isn't that kind of evil, he's the kind where if people annoy him he kills them because they're annoying. So I'm pretty sure he'd still leave you alone, not that it matters because Bells aren't supposed to go near him.

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The fairy Bell lies motionless on the grass.

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What kind of food do you like. I can just appear it in your mouth, I don't have to touch you.

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It doesn't matter. I don't think I can swallow, in my mouth might not do it.

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I could also make it in your throat? I can tap you with the healing spell right after if I accidentally choke you or something.

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I can heal myself once I can do anything don't touch me.

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