Nov 23, 2017 7:45 AM
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The Valar think that you are supposed to verify people have done things before you kill them, but they can ask Eru if it's really important.

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Eru is sort of the last person Elspeth would ask about questions of morality. If they want his timeline input it's probably fine, though, he does not have a timeline related deficit of which she is aware.

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Eru declines to comment on whether Sauron has done anything worthy of death yet. 

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Yeah they'll ask a Thuringwethil just to be clear on stuff in the event that he hasn't done anything horrible to the planet he's on so far.

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The Valar cannot be of further assistance unless they happen to think of a way to act in Warp efficiently!

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Well, Elspeth appreciates their help with keeping Melkor firmly in place.

She goes and reports to the network.

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So what is he in fact up to-

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Well, maybe there's something published on the subject in the last couple decades.

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(Thuringwethil gets a visit and a question.)

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"Oh, hey, princess."

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"Hey. Sauron-related question."

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"One of them loose?"

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"How'd you guess."

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"Little bird told me."

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"Anyway, yeah, one's loose, we're sort of academically curious how evil he is at this point, when does that start?"

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"...he was at least apprised of everything that went on in Utumno. It wasn't, like, his thing - orcs were Melkor's passion project - but he, like, had a go at seeing if you could get Elves to have half-Maiar children, that kind of thing..."

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"...did that fail in spite of Lúthien as proof of concept or are some running around?"

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"Can't get the Elves not to abort, I think? I was not involved, because the fuck."

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"Congratulations. Why couldn't they abort when it was orcs?"

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"That's a normal pregnancy, you just make the mother forget."

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"Ah. Anyway. Thanks."

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"Yeah. Have fun."

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"This one's not looking like much fun but we'll try."

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"Need help? On anything except deciding if you can murder with abandon?"

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"You any good at murdering with abandon?"

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