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Kareen needed to be eased into magic systems not being horrible
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"I have some in a tank."

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“Oh, brilliant!”

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"I'm doing horrible experiments on them, of course, but there's a control group."

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“…What sort of horrible experiments…?”

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"Remember when I said it's not clear if all kinds of mals can starve? I'm trying that, I'm trying poisoning them and sometimes staking out a poisoned one for another mal to eat overnight, I'm trying sticking various forms of birth control to 'em to see if that makes them reproduce slower or not at all."

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“Oh, lovely!” Horrible experiments for a good cause. Delicious.

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"Yeah. - if you do want to hand out birth control actually I'm a little short on materials for it, I can often get a morning after pill or a condom from somebody as they come in that their parents insisted on and they'd rather have a bag of snack tokens, and sometimes a lab accident will leave somebody's implant behind, but it's slow going."

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Kareen hands her an opaque plastic baggie full of miscellaneous pills and prophylactics.

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"Thanks!"

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“You’re welcome! See any results yet?”

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"Some poison works on them and some doesn't, no agglos have starved to death since I've had them but they do act differently - mostly trying a lot harder to escape and kind of picking at each others' carapaces - and BC tentatively reduces the size of the next generation though not to zero."

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“What poison works? No, wait, don’t tell me. Do tell me what kinds you’ve tried, though, and I’ll see what I can do about applying those toxins to mals in the gym tonight.”

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"Well, some of them might work on agglos and not other mals, but I can dig up my list after dinner, I don't have it on me."

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“And it’s possible some work on some subset of other mals, but not agglos! It’s important not to bias yourself before an experiment.”

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"Yup. I don't have samples of every poison I used to lend you, alas."

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“It’s alright, I figure it most likely counts as a material.”

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"Some of 'em were potions."

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“Ah. Well, I’m sure there will be additional chances to experiment.”

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"That's the hope. There's, like, entire agglo farms for experimenting on, out in the world, but I didn't know if I'd - be able to wait."

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“And agglo farms won’t tell you anything about where they’re different from other mals.”

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"Yeah. There are other mals people can keep, but trying to starve them is traditionally how they get loose and eat you and go on a rampage."

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“Do people starve them for non-experimental reasons?”

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"Quattrias are useful for combining certain alchemical substances by feeding each of their heads a different one and you don't want to also get kibble in there."

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“Can you not just feed them lots and lots of—no, not if the original substances have any scarcity. Well. I suppose wizards can die of their own stupidity too.”

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"Oh yes, absolutely."

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