"Does it matter which one of me eats?"

"Not that I've noticed. ...Also, if I," she presses her fingernails lightly against the other arm to make shallow indents, "it shows up on both arms."

"That - well, not that specifically - was going to be my next question. It's interesting that posture doesn't carry over - my clothes match now, but I think you had a different color on outside - is there a bathroom in here -"

"Oh, yeah, that door next to the wardrobe isn't a closet. But if you're looking for a mirror there's one in the wardrobe too."

"I was actually just wondering if I can abandon the buddy system for showering, my best friends are boys and also don't live on my hall and I tolerate the resulting necessity but it's not amazing."

"Oh, yeah, go wild."

"Nice soaps and stuff? That smell like... hm... nothing, I can't think of anything that wouldn't smell nice to mals, but the texture could be better than the standard issue especially for shampoo."

Basket of soaps and other toiletries. "Mals are attracted to flower smells?"

"Smelling discernibly of anything is a bad idea if you can avoid it though I was actually refraining from saying 'vanilla'."

"Ah, yeah, trackable."

Nod nod. "...bath towel? And I think that's everything I need that I don't already have and can't just pick up at your next giveaway."

Bath towel. "Having a pocket dimension is deeply excellent and I'm very happy to share."

"It's so fucking good!" exclaims Bella. "I love it. I live there now and and the Scholomance is incidental."

"You should definitely tell people that it's cool and they should take me up on it."

"I am so on it."

"Yessss."

Kareen releases Bella back into the ravenous hordes of the cafeteria.

Where Bella goes and tells everyone about her shiny new pocket dimension.

It's not long before more people want them!

Yes. YES. YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

"You are so remarkably pleased about being Father Christmas."

"How could I not be, when I have such cool presents to hand out??? And such appreciative recipients!"

"It is the coolest present to ever be presented."

"Even cooler than infinite cheeseburgers?"

"Yes! Though the infinite cheeseburgers are also smashing."

"It's nice. Having something that everyone wants and nobody has to feel bad about wanting. Knowing that the thing you're doing is unalloyed good. Not having to second-guess if you're doing the right thing."