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"Maybe most people left for some reason."

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"Yeah, maybe there's some big vampire party in Las Vegas that I wasn't invited to or something."

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"Hm.  What do you normally do, overday?"

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"I sleep and I get myself off and I read trashy romance novels and I eat popcorn."

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The married couple exchanges a look.  "Popcorn is what?"

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"Oh, I'll make some now." She fires up her little camp stove and grabs a thing of popcorn.

Pop. Pop pop. Poppoppoppoppop.

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Baffling.

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And then when it's done she extinguishes the stove and opens up the popcorn. Behold. She pops one into her mouth.

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"- You eat it??"

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"Sure. I can't live off it but I can sure eat it."

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"...I don't think we know anyone who does that.  In Europe."

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"Huh. Maybe they don't have popcorn there."

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"Maybe not."

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"Sometimes I've chewed bones?  I don't really feel like I've been missing out by not eating anything."

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"It's not like I have to have popcorn, I just still like it. Oh, is chewing bones good? That never occurred to me but maybe actually I should be eating bone marrow all the time."

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"It's fine.  I mostly only do it when I have a dog."

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(Oh no her cats.  ...She will figure out how they got here and then figure a way to get back to her cats.)

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"Huh, I don't think I ever heard of an American vampire with a pet."

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"Most people in Europe don't really get it either."

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"Somebody told me there was a kitten poker scene around here but I haven't seen any sign of it so I think he was lying."

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Ellis is not going to ask what that is in front of Emily while they're trapped in a room with this person for the next sixteen-or-whatever hours.  "People do that, yeah."

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"Or maybe there normally is, but everyone's out of town for the party."

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"Well, the kitten poker is more of a demon thing than a vampire thing really, so if there was a vampire party in Vegas there should still be people playing kitten poker..."

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Emily signs, I want to know about the - and she sketches out a quick ground with four circles on top and a boxy form between and above them.

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"So what's up with the big metal things outside some of the mortals' houses?  With the wheels?"

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