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tanzpires in sunnyverse
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"Okay I know they have cars in Europe, don't fuck with me, just because I don't know sign language doesn't mean I'm stupid."

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"We haven't really been engaging with mortal society."

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"You still have to eat! I'm not stupid!"

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"From each other!  Can you not??"

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"- what? I mean, I can drink it, but I can eat popcorn, too, that's not dinner."

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"We would have died a really long time ago if we couldn't be sustained from each other."

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"What even are you? You're not vampires at all, are you?"

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"We call ourselves vampires -"

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"- And have for our whole undeaths."

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"But it sounds like we're different in some notable ways, yes."

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"Europe has cars."

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"Then it sounds like something pretty strange has probably happened to us!"

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"I guess maybe you're from another dimension, those are supposed to be a thing and maybe some of them have weird vampires."

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"Huh, maybe.  So what's a 'car'?"

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"...it's the metal things with the wheels and the windows, they let people get around faster."

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"How do they work?"

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"Dunno, I'm not a mechanic. They need gas in 'em. I know how to hotwire one if I ever want one and haven't got the keys."

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Ooh.  She still will probably mostly not do that but it seems good to know.  She can pick locks back home but it would be surprising if these weren't different in some way.

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"How do they get made?"

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"In factories, I guess."

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"Huh."

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How do people make them work?

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"Are they easy to operate?"

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"Sure, any fool teenager can learn to drive."

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"But you do have to learn?"

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