sad cam is just so fun we can't leave him alone
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He taps his notebooks a couple times - "Okay, I think they should now count as Not Magic, and you'd be faster at copying them than I would, want to try -"

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Notebooks?

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Notebooks!


"Thank you!" Tap tap tap and he hands them back over and starts annotating the copies.

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And commentary on world domination ensues.

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Eventually he is hungry.

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He may avail himself of either the bar or the demon but neither reads minds.

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"I may have spent all my money on presents for the whole school, can you do a snack?"

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"Sure, what do you want?"

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"What do they eat in 2179?"

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"Eating meat that used to be an animal is frowned upon, and there is a global trade in fruit and spices and stuff, but nothing's jumping out at me as intro to 2179 cuisine..."

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"There's meat that didn't used to be an animal? Or do you just mean 'conjured'-"

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"Conjured or grown in a vat."

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"Huh. Uh, I'm not picky - I can also have someone hold the door and head down to the kitchens and grab something -"

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"How about pizza," suggests Cam, handing him a plate. He makes one for himself, demonstrates how to eat it.

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Pizza is weird. He likes pizza. "Wow. Thank you."

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"You're welcome." Nom.

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"Get anywhere on magic you can use?"

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"Lots of nice-to-haves, fewer gamechangers. At least given the presence of daeva, who can already do free energy and stuff."

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Nod. "If anyone in Hell would be entertained by being an endangered dragon reserve that'd be great but - yeah, doesn't solve your root problem. What are the magical effects Valinor had before -"

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"A timefucking thing, made everything grow ten times slower without feeling like it. And decay just sort of didn't happen, when I packed their ships full of food for them they were confused by the cans..."

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"They want to grow ten times slower without feeling like it?"

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"I'm not sure it's unanimous, to be fair."

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"Decay's probably doable but - house by house -"

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"How long would it take?"

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"I don't know, I could send some owls and get you an estimate."

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