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"That depends, do you suck?"

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"No."

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"Then sure!"

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Peter will go to some pretty extensive lengths to not die but he did not have "acquire an attached person" on his radar as a possible side effect/necessity. The cute leafbat did not seem persony at all, it looked like a pet, but maybe Venk is special? Or maybe the leafbat was just quiet.

"So, uh... did you... exist... before today?"

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"Nah."

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"And you're fine with that? With, like, coming to existence directly attached to me and being made into my familiar?" Because Peter can see the little mental lever he has to unsummon Venk and that is quite frankly a lot more power over a person's existence than Peter is comfortable having at this point in his life.

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"Well, you don't suck, do you?"

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"I very emphatically do not suck."

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"Then what's the issue?"

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"I guess there isn't one!"

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"There you go."

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"...okay. Well. If there's anything you want you let me know, how's that."

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"Sure," it says, sounding amused.

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Well, next he wants to look for potion recipes!

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There's this magical bookshop over here that might have those?

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Sure, let's go.

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Here's some potion recipes: Good Fortune, Nausea, Nimble Mind, Emotional Stability, Forced Friendship...

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...okay uh he'll first ask if the immortality ones are available but then yeah he definitely needs to look into all of those other ones (except Forced Friendship and Nausea because what the fuck).

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Alas, the recipes of the potions of Immortality and Prompt Resurrection are closely-guarded secrets. There's a recipe for a potion of Rejuvenation, though!

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That. That one. What does that one do.

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It makes you as young as if your birthday had been today!

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Yes he wants that one.

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That'll be §1,000.

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...really?

Well. He supposes it's, like, going to mean he won't grow old, so. Sure.

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The necessary ingredients are pomegranate seeds, mushrooms, and powdered diamonds.

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