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Sure.

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Bro.

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Are there any other interesting potions or spells he might find? Also why the hell does no one sell potions, wait, he knows why, it's because if they use ingredients like powdered diamonds and shit they're really expensive to make and Peter bets people don't do even a little bit of duplicating it to have infinite amounts of it. He bets.

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The spells and potions are Many and Numerous. Some more interesting potions include Curse Cleansing (gets rid of any curses he might acquire due to failed spellcasting and overcharging) (there's also a spell for that actually) (they're out of both the spell tome and the potion recipe) and Plentiful Needs (restores him to perfect physical condition when it comes to needs like hunger or sleep or needing to go to the bathroom).

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Hi yes excuse me that second one, by "perfect physical condition" you mean...

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Like you just ate a delicious meal and feel perfectly sated, and just slept a wonderful night's sleep and don't feel tired at all, and somehow even though you just ate a ton you won't feel the need to go to the bathroom anytime soon, and like you're perfectly comfortable and don't have any aches or pains, and so on.

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That one. He wants that one. He needs that one. Not needing to sleep

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Oh sorry actually they're out of that recipe, too.

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Why did no one Copypasto'd every single recipe and book in this store a hundred times over?????????

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Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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What?

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What?

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...this is really fucking frustrating.

Do they have any idea when they'll have those back?

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Not really. Check back tomorrow?

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Fine. Sure.

This is stupid.

Anyway, flying broomstick, is that a thing, can he get that.

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Sure can!

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Cool cool how reliable are those, can he slip and fall or...

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They have protective enchantments that mean that you basically can't fall off them without trying quite hard.

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Excellent, he'll have one, please.

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That'll be §150 please.

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Man, he's, uh, just spent... quite a lot of money... and now he's carrying a bunch of shit.

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"Got enough yet, or do you want a flying pony next? Maybe a dragon?"

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"...what?"

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"Oh, I don't know, you just seem very consumerism central today."

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"...money can be exchanged for goods and services."

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