where there ain't no snow | Glowfic Constellation

Mar 09, 2026 6:06 PM

where there ain't no snow

cherub Mara is invited to play Sburb

Calamari

copiousAffluence

InfraredArmy

Your name, chosen in honor of the first meat you ever consumed, is CALAMARI. You are a CHERUB of the red-blooded, black-winged variety, and you live on the planet LEERA in the sparsely populated MILKY WAY GALAXY. Growing up, you heard a load of crap about your GLORIOUS DESTINY as a TYRANT-EMPRESS who will crush your territory beneath your heel. However, that sounded like a lot of work. Much easier to crack open a few ASTEROIDS, sell the minerals to buy INDEX FUNDS, and become a GIGA-RICH PLUTOCRAT who can simply buy all the EXOTIC MEATS, FANCY SILK DRESSES, and MANSIONS ON THE MOON her heart desires.

The only other cherub around is one of the white-winged, green-blooded variety—your daughter CALLISTO, with whom you maintain a SCANDALOUS AMOUNT OF CONTACT, which is to say ANY AT ALL.

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Callisto

cosmicGrace

InfraredArmy

FUTURE cosmicGrace [FCG] 413 YEARS FROM NOW began cheering CURRENT copiousAffluence [CCA] RIGHT NOW

FCG: ε> Mom. I have news for you. <3
CA: >still not hemotyping
CG: ε> >still not using a quirk <3
CA: oh come on, that barely even qualifies as a quirk. it's not a pain in the ass to read at all!
CG: ε> Making my words a pain in the butt to read would just be mean! And that's not *me*. The point of a quirk is to make your words reflect yourself; I can't think of anything more fitting than simply enclosing mine in hearts. <3
CG: ε> And Mom, I love the banter, but this is important. The me of your time is about to fail at her task. Sburb will release in six months, on Christmas of 2025. I've delayed it over sixteen years from its original planned date, the best showing of any instance of myself in any timeline, any cell of the Genesis Frog known to me, but I will fail. Sburb will be played. I have a human on Earth that I will play/have already played the game with, and I recommend you find your own group and play your own session. If you truly want to join me in ascending to godhood, this is your best chance. <3
CG: ε> *mic drop* 😎 <3
FUTURE cosmicGrace [FCG] ceased cheering CURRENT copiousAffluence [CCA]

Calamari

copiousAffluence

InfraredArmy

CURRENT copiousAffluence [CCA] RIGHT NOW began jeering FUTURE cosmicGrace [CCG] 413 YEARS FROM NOW

CCA: mic UNdrop. >:(
CCA: cause girl what the hell????
CCA: how are we gonna stay in touch? will we ever see each other offline again? how does one even play this game?
FCG: ε> It's cool!!! This chat client is not only untethered from space and time; it also works across universes, so we can stay in touch that way. We will meet again in Paradox Space, once we're gods. And your sprite will show you how to play the game, but if you're really stuck you can message me. <3
CCA: ...ok. ok, that sounds good. thanks, kid.
FCG: ε> You know, technically, I'm older than you right now? <3
CCA: time shenanigans make my head hurt.
FCG: ε> Go pick out co-players! The sooner you know who you'll be playing with, the sooner you can start preparing them for the game. <3
CCA: all right. see you in paradox space.
CURRENT copiousAffluence [CCA] ceased jeering FUTURE cosmicGrace [CCG]

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