♦ Topic: The West Coast Guardians Selfcest Controversy

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Posted on September 6, 2022:

Springlock, breakout star of the crowd-funded hero team the West Coast Guardians, was caught by a flyby drone last night passionately making out with someone who appears to be an identical copy of herself. The Guardians have yet to comment—which means that, obviously, it’s the perfect moment to unleash our most unhinged theories.

So what are we dealing with here: a vat-grown clone? An alt world version of her? Is Springlock her own time displaced mother? Did she hire a shapeshifter or spontaneously manifest self replication powers? Is this the scandal that finally sinks the West Coast Guardians—or a calculated publicity stunt meant to juice their sagging popularity?

♦ Topic: The West Coast Guardians Selfcest Controversy

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Posted on September 6, 2022:

Springlock, breakout star of the crowd-funded hero team the West Coast Guardians, was caught by a flyby drone last night passionately making out with someone who appears to be an identical copy of herself. The Guardians have yet to comment—which means that, obviously, it’s the perfect time to unleash our most unhinged theories.

So what are we dealing with here: a vat-grown clone? An alt world version of her? Is Springlock her own time displaced mother? Did she hire a shapeshifter or spontaneously manifest self replication powers? Is this the scandal that finally sinks the West Coast Guardians—or a calculated publicity stunt meant to juice their sagging popularity?

♦ Topic: The West Coast Guardians Selfcest Controversy

► [IncreasinglyAccelerated]

Posted on September 6, 2022:

Springlock, pan-flash star of the crowd-funded hero team the West Coast Guardians, was caught by a flyby drone last night passionately making out with someone who appears to be an identical copy of herself. The Guardians have yet to comment—which means that, obviously, it’s the perfect time to unleash our most unhinged theories.

So what are we dealing with here: a vat-grown clone? An alt world version of her? Is Springlock her own time displaced mother? Did she hire a shapeshifter or spontaneously manifest self replication powers? Is this the scandal that finally sinks the West Coast Guardians—or a calculated publicity stunt meant to juice their sagging popularity?

♦ Topic: The West Coast Guardians Selfcest Controversy

► [IncreasinglyAccelerated]

Posted on September 6, 2022:

Springlock, pan-flash star of the crowd-funded hero team the West Coast Guardians, was caught by a flyby drone last night passionately making out with someone who appears to be an identical copy of herself. The Guardians have yet to comment—which means that, obviously, it’s the perfect time to unleash our most unhinged theories.

So what are we dealing with here: a vat-grown clone? An alt world version of her? Is Springlock her own time displaced mother? Did she hire a shapeshifter or spontaneously manifest self replication powers? Is this the scandal that finally sinks the West Coast Guardians—or a calculated publicity stunt meant to juice their sagging popularity?