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"poor kamil like OH GOD ETHICS. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS. ALSO MY DICK. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS AND MY DICK"
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Students must obtain prior approval to use personal vibrators for instructional purposes while on campus. Students must also sign a user agreement that contains applicable rules for use (separate from this handbook). 

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Of course.

Camillo (who has resigned himself to not learning any social studies today) texts Z again.

okay I am TRYING to be responsible but this thing is making it so hard

haha, hard

I put in like six things and the only one that went through was the kinky sex one

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what things

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FTL and teleporters and replicators and pet robots

and uh

don't laugh

wait nvm you think it's normal

school vibrators

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wait were vibrators a scifi thing until just now

seriously

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no no no

just not uh

school .... appropriate

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damn

misogynistic as fuck

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alk;sjdf

I typed that out on a touch screen just for you

BOYS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE JERKING OFF AT SCHOOL EITHER

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what did you do, go home

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oh my god this universe is so beautiful

no dude you just waited till after school

or I guess in your world you

oh shit

dude do I have to like

turn off the psp

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yeah, probably

i know some kids who are kind of fucked up about it

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well now I feel like a terrible person

And he didn't even get to have any fun with it. (Which is a terrible thing to think.)

He finds the relevant page, crosses out of, and writes by.

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The page reverts neatly to its previous version (after a quick nap).

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And then it's passing period.

okay so recap, idk how much of this you remember

I have a magic school handbook

no one else remembers the things I change with it

(no I'm not fucking with you)

I accidentally changed a thing and suddenly the school had students sucking dick in the bathroom

ran into you doing that

flipped out

you thought it was normal

and were confused

I explained about the magic book thing

we've been messing with it all morning

then I realized I should change the bathroom thing back

please don't flip out

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swear to god you’re not fucking with me?

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scout's honor

uh school used to start at 8 and we had like 3 hours of homework and no piercings or long hair for boys and no cell phones in class

and no one jerked off at school

I mean like they did secretly in the bathroom but you weren't SUPPOSED to

I realize this is maybe crazy

but not fucking with you

swear to god

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cool. i trust you

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also what the hell

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you are a really unreasonably good friend

I tried making people immortal and stuff but that gets loading bars

I can show you those at lunch

is it cool that people jerk off at school or should I change that back

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did they just like go home before

how did anybody survive all day

yeah don’t change that back

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ok cool

I feel really bad about the bathrooms thing

like no one remembers it but apparently it fucked people up

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was this like mandatory dicksucking or something

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I guess it was a disciplinary thing?

idk man I wrote a free use joke in my handbook and it ... filled in the details

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so like i definitely am not gonna ask you to put that back

but it sounds really hot and i want to

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This does, in fact, make him feel a little better. At least Z doesn't think he's a terrible person.

a dude fucked your throat while watching porn on his phone

and then claimed it didn't make him a

homosexual

he didn't say homosexual

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