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"poor kamil like OH GOD ETHICS. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS. ALSO MY DICK. ETHICS AND PROBLEMS AND MY DICK"
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He should really pay attention in this class, one of these days.

Not today, though.

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When he wakes up, no one in class is wearing a belt. Although, if anyone were wearing a belt before he woke up, would he remember?

(One of the boys is also sporting a floppy skater haircut a little too long for the old rules.)

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Really, universe? No manbuns? No little ponytails? His life is a travesty.

He texts Z, phone inside his desk.

hey

hey

tell me how you feel ........ about BELTS

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what

they’re hot obviosuly

why

is this a magic book thing

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cool it worked!

yeah i banned them

ok if i change it back now

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oh Nice

do it do it do it

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Students should not wear clothes so revealing, or in such a state of disrepair, as to distract from the educational environment. Parents are cautioned that halter tops, fish-net type shirts, bare midriff tops, tops or dresses with extreme necklines, and dresses with high slits, belts, and extremely tight pants tend to distract from the educational setting and are not permitted. 

To Z:

hey

hey

tell me how you feel ... about BELTS

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what

uh great sometimes i guess

i like gothy ones, they hold my pants up

you can hit people with them which is cool

did you already do the thing i don’t feel different

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yeah you thought they were super hot

and got all excited about me changing it back

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awww nice

i'm living his best life

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btw how long is your hair

inquiring minds want to know

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depends

which side

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...long side

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shoulder

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niiiiice

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you saw this like just now

from my pov anyway

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Z has to stop texting now because if he laughs he will definitely get caught.

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Possession and Use of Personal Telecommunications Devices, Including Cell Phones, and Other Electronic Devices


The district permits students to possess and use personal cell phones for safety purposes; however, these devices must remain turned off during the instructional day, including during all testing, unless they are being used for approved instructional purposes. [For graphing calculator applications on computing devices, see Textbooks, Electronic Textbooks, Technological Equipment, and Other Instructional Materials on page 50.] 

...wait, no. Better.

Possession and Use of Personal Telecommunications Devices, Including Cell Phones, and Other Electronic Devices


The district permits recognizes the legal right of students to possess and use personal cell phones for safety purposes; however, these devices must remain turned off during the instructional day, including during all testing, unless they are being used for approved instructional purposes. [For graphing calculator applications on computing devices, see Textbooks, Electronic Textbooks, Technological Equipment, and Other Instructional Materials on page 50.] 

Ha. Take that.

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In short order, Kamil gets a selfie.

Z’s hair is, in fact, shaved entirely on one side, the rest pulled into a messy ponytail behind him. He still has the extra piercings.

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I forgive my magic book for the loading bars

no I don't

but I'm thinking about it

Hmmmm. He flips the book open again, and gets to work on the electronic devices policy.

A student must have approval to possess other personal telecommunications devices such as laptops, tablets, or other portable computers ansibles.

If he's already got time travel, why not faster-than-light communication? For that matter...

The use of cell phones or any device capable of capturing images personal teleporters is strictly prohibited in locker rooms or restroom areas while at school or at a school-related or school-sponsored event. 

What else does Star Trek have to suggest.

If a student uses a telecommunications device replicator without authorization during the school day, the device will be confiscated. The student/parent may pick up the confiscated telecommunications device replicator from the principal’s office for a fee of $15. 

This is fun.

Confiscated telecommunications devices that are not retrieved by the student or the student’s parent pet robo-dog will be disposed of after the notice required by law. [See policy FNCE for more information.] 

Okay, okay, great power, great responsibility, he's being good.

...okay, just one irresponsible one.

Students must obtain prior approval to use personal telecommunications or other personal electronic devices vibrators for instructional purposes while on campus. Students must also sign a user agreement that contains applicable rules for use (separate from this handbook). 

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Seems like a good time to take a nap.

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Goddammit his narcolepsy isn't usually this bad ohhhhh. Oh okay that's probably a magic thing isn't it. That would make sense.

Zzz.

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When Camillo wakes up, a few minutes later, there are no immediately obvious changes. No robo-dogs patrolling the classroom, at least.

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But he wanted a pet robo-dog.

He consults his handbook.

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