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Edarial takes it, reads it, and then his face contorts in disgust and rage.

"I," he hisses, "did not write this, what kind of -"

He closes his eyes, takes a deep breath, and carefully hands the letter back to her. "That - is a forgery. A good one, but a damned forgery."
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"And I suppose the fact that while I was packing to flee the country my Cricket got too sick for any healing spell I know to even alleviate his symptoms has nothing to do with you and the guards at the fountain who wouldn't let me through but would happily take him and not give him back till I married you is the result of some conspiracy operating under your nose without you having an inkling and you thought that one guard Cricket got his claws into had a fight with a gardening implement."

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More staring. He seems to be at an utter loss for words.

After a few seconds of silence, he says something to his familiar in her language. She nods, he gets up, opens the door for her, and she slithers out.

Then, very quietly, he murmurs, mostly to himself, "I am quite possibly, the biggest dupe in the country."
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"Cricket says he never saw you till after the wedding, so I am just barely able to believe that it's that and not that you're trying to pretend your innocence so you won't have to fight your way into bed with me."

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"No," growls Edarial. "Fuck no, actually, the very idea of - that is - no!"

His hands are shaking.

"Who the hell would even want to-"

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"... Oh that son of a bitch."
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"Oh, I'm quite convinced you're not attracted to me, fear not, but it crossed my mind that when you got impatient about the heiring business - what son of a bitch, exactly?"

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"Did you, at any point in time before the - farce that I'm sickened to call a wedding - happen to talk to a spellbinder that goes by the name of Nataliem? Raven familiar, probably had the familiar investigate you, then him show up later?"

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"I met him at a party at my great-aunt's."

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"Mhm. And did he talk to you about, say, politics?"

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"Not for that long, but a little."

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"Okay," mutters Edarial. "So it might not be him, but it's probably still him, because he's a wretched bastard and a fucking sociopath!"

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"Who's fucking sociopaths?" asks Zevros, poking his head into the room with no sense of personal space and Edarial's familiar on his arm.

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"Mind. Gutter. Not the time, Zev," growls Edarial.

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"... Wait, okay. Scale of one to ten, how badly are you freaking out?"

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"Solid eight. Iobel was coerced into marriage with the threat of being unmade and someone pinned it on me."

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"Oh my god," deadpans Zevros. "It's almost like marrying someone you don't fucking know is a bad idea! Who the fuck would have thought, right?!"

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Iobel laughs bitterly into Cricket's fur.

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"Oh, spare me the fucking lecture, Zevros! Not about us!"

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Zevros rolls his eyes. "Yeah? 'Cause I'm seeing it is, you're the reason she's involved at all! Fruity drinks on an island! We could have had them!"

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Edarial doesn't have a reply to that. His face contorts to a mixture of guilt and rage and he flops into a chair.

Berathyme decides to defend him. "Go fuck yourself sideways with a rusty spoon," she hisses at Zevros.
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Iobel hugs Cricket and starts crying.

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"Oi!" says Zevros to the snake. "You can't use that on me, I'm the one who taught you it!"

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Edarial glances at Iobel, then says to Zevros, "Skip it. Lecture me later, hell, you can punch me if you want, fuck do I deserve it right now. Zev, remember the - how did you describe it... Miniature bear?"

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"You mean the guy that looked like he got attacked by an angry pocket sized bear?"

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"Yes. Retrieve him," growls Edarial.

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