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"Thank goodness we don't live in a world with pillow-throwing tournaments after all."

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"The world is safe from the wrath of the pillow volcano goddess."

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"For now," swears Idania, shaking her fist.

And then she collapses into helpless giggles.
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"A pillow volcano would be fun. It'd drop pillows knee-deep miles around. Much pleasanter than the usual sort of volcanic eruption."

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"It would be," giggles Idania, "the best thing, people could take naps anywhere."

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"Walking would be troublesome," points out Prime. "You take a step, trip, and then - buried in pillows."

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"Get a pushbroom."

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"My domain would be desecrated by pushbrooms," laughs Idania.

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"Oh, are those offensive? How about a snow shovel?"

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Idania hisses.

"Sacrilege!"
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Aya taps her chin. "Pointy sticks with which to spear the pillows and put them out of the way?"

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"I could make a shield that sends pillows flying," adds Prime.

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"Fly over the pillows and avoid touching them entirely."

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That incites more hissing.

"It buuuuurns. It burns!"
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"You might have trouble attracting worshipers if they have to wade."

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"I will have a tiny domain of pillow fanatics."

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"Ah, yes. Circular pillow forts, where they perform unholy volcanic pillow rituals."

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Idania laughs maniacally. "Yeeeeeeeeees!"

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"If Idania the Pillow Volcano Goddess authorized them they would be holy volcanic pillow rituals," corrects Aya.

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"Ah, of course, my mistake."

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"My acolyte's power would be absurd aim with thrown pillows. We'd be a scourge on all of the lands."

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"I will have to be vigilant. The pillows will block out the very sun."

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Idania cackles some more. "Feaaaar meeeee!"

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"Aaaaaah," says Aya, deadpan. "Please. No. Mercy."

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"Never, unless you forsake Perinixu and worship me!"

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