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On Monday, Bella arrives at school completely and stably human shaped, with everything she has learned about critters (except for her own species, which she isn't liable to forget) written down as margin notes on a page reminding her to ask Darren about D&D and filler decoy notes about that. She's probably going to have invent an actual cipher alphabet or something eventually but for the time being she thinks this will probably do for casual inspection.
She sits next to Darren in English.
shesepankh
morethanimaginary
Savannah mutters some (non-expletive) things under her breath. She goes off, finds a jar with a lot of quarters in it, and - in go two quarters.
steppingup
"Movie nights. Weirds them out when we show up with a ton of quarters and we're like, 'Yeah, three for X-Men.'"
steppingup
And the doorbell rings! Vernon answers it, pays, accepts food, and onto the table it goes.
"No stealing all of the fortune cookies," he tells Savannah.
"No stealing all of the fortune cookies," he tells Savannah.
morethanimaginary
"Yay!" says Savannah happily. "Thanks! I hope I get silly and contradictory fortunes!"
castmyown
He stands strong against them.
... For a little while.
Then he finally rolls his eyes, sighs, and hands her his fortune cookie.
... For a little while.
Then he finally rolls his eyes, sighs, and hands her his fortune cookie.