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That makes her giggle. "What in Sol did they ask you to do that made you want to reply with that last one?"

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"Oh, people want demons for all kinds of icky things, we get much weirder assignments than I'm led to believe angels do, although perhaps less idiosyncratic than fairies. I'm glad most of us don't know how to make pocket nukes, because there's some who wouldn't blink at it."

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Pause. Head tilt. "I'm - not surprised that there are summoners who would ask for icky things, but I'm pleasantly surprised that you don't approve of it."

Also very suspicious.
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"Demons vary, summoner."

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"Well, I'm sorry, but I've never summoned a demon before, and since you're usually constrained to two phrases it's not like there's much information on personality traits."

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"So far no one's come up with a way to prevent me from rolling my eyes, which is something, although 'no talking' does apply to sign language including various rude gestures."

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"... Okay, I know why the rule of no talking is in place, because apparently you can steal my soul, but I'm imagining you flipping someone the bird and stealing their soul that way and it's morbidly hilarious."

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"How apparent is my ability to steal your soul? Have you ever met someone claiming to be missing theirs?"

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"I thought they were the ones to teach in law school."

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"People still make lawyer jokes, huh?"

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She giggles. "Yeah. I'm a bit old-fashioned. Happens when you hang out with angels half of the time."

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"I'm not going to steal your soul, anyway. I don't collect them. Nobody I'm friends with thinks it's fun."

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"I hope that's not the only thing keeping you from stealing people's souls," Adana says archly. "I hear they need those."

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"Enh, they could always be lawyers. Does lawyering still pay well or do they need soul-requiring second jobs as short order cooks?"

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"It still pays well. So they could get by, somehow."

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"There you go, souls nonessential for - keeping body and soul together. So to speak."

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"I hear money doesn't buy happiness, so they could end up miserable because they really wanted to be a short order cook."

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"It's true! So only law students should summon the soul-stealing kind of demon."

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"And only if they are really sure that they want to be lawyers for the rest of their lives."

Pause. She can't help it, she's - he seems so nice, maybe the standard payment method is just a terrible rumor, she doesn't know.

".... I um. I do have to ask - what sort of - thing would you like me to pay you, um, with?"

Her body language has changed entirely from 'friendly summoner with a sense of humor' to 'please do not touch me.'
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"...Oh, damn, I'm - okay I have no practice managing the stereotype because usually no one lets me talk, but in addition to not a soul-stealer, also not a rapist, okay? Calm down. I mean, those exist, they're commoner than the ones who will solicit souls, but I'm not one."

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She relaxes, a bit. "Okay, I was - hoping but not really willing to bet on it. Sorry for - believing the stereotype, thank you for not being a rapist."

She shivers, a little. "I am very glad you are not a rapist."
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"You're insanely lucky you got me, actually."

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"Yes," she agrees. "But I knew the risks. Lives are kind of more important."

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"And you were in too much of a hurry to go through a few summons to find a helpful demon, I guess."

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"Before I met you I didn't know that there were any helpful demons to be found," points out Adana. "Rampant stereotypes, and all."

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