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"Right. Tails and wings both are mostly soft bits, if you need to replace them you go through tendons not bones - what?"

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"I just - realized that this entire time, you have been missing a shirt."

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"...You just realized that? I hugged you."

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"I-I was distracted! I mean I noticed but it was really not the time to say that I was - embarrassed or - or... Something!"

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"Okay, what's my dress code for any future summonses you may issue?"

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"I um - whatever you want, I guess? I - I mean I would be - you're entirely free to..."

She sighs, then flops her head into her hands. "I'm just - going to stop talking."
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"I can make a shirt, if you want. No extra charge. If you're not just going to send me home in ten seconds."

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"I mean I am honestly out of ideas for things for you to do! I was milking that like nobody's business, you have no idea."

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"I have some idea."

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"Okay, you have some idea," she snickers.

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"Unless there was a period of several days in which I made you a small planet while unconscious somehow."

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"... Don't tempt me, I want to do that now. The - planet thing, not the - making you unconscious part."

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"A planet would take a really long time, longer if you want it to be more than a ball of rock. I have no idea how the demon who made the ridiculous plane of gold didn't realize at some point during the process that it was a horrible tacky idea."

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"There's a ridiculous plane of gold? Why?"

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"At some point, some demon - I do not actually know who, though presumably he or she is still kicking around - made a very large, very thick plane of gold. It has roughly sixteen times the surface area of the Earth and it's thick enough to give it Earthlike gravity and then some. It's convenient to have something like that, but the fact that it is made of solid gold is incredibly stupid. Most of the populated areas have layers of more usefully malleable things like dirt and water and so on, you know, planet stuff, on top, a mile or two thick."

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Adana bursts out laughing. "That's so absurd! So absurdly tacky, gold's an accent, you don't - use it like that!"
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"Are there truly no rumors about Hell being paved with gold? The lakes of fire, everyone knows the lakes of fire, but you don't know the huge tacky plane of gold even these days? Well, you must tell everyone, make up for this lack."

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"I haven't heard any rumors about it being paved with gold! But I'll tell everyone, don't worry."

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"Excellent, I have contributed to the state of human knowledge in addition to building a space station today."

He could contribute more, but he's not yet sure Adana is the best emissary of the other secrets of the universe, and they'll keep.
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"Yes. People will be trying to find a way into hell." Pause. "... A highway, perhaps."

She hangs out with angels. Some of her references are a little dated, stop judging her. She likes the classics!
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Cam laughs. He is quite familiar with this reference.

"Would they? There's nothing stopping summoned demons from making gold, and we're a lot safer to be around, as a rule, since we can be dismissed after we've taken whatever was offered."
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"Well, yes, but selling created gold from demons is actually illegal now. Along with like - fabricated money, jewels, that kind of thing. You can sell services provided by things created or changed, but not the thing itself."

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"Economically sensible. Anyhow, the plane of gold is demon-made," Cam points out. "So sending miners to carry bits of it away, via highway or otherwise, would hardly get around that."

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"Yes but they could bask in it. Or something. I don't know what people with vast amounts of a soft shiny metal do with it, they might just sit around and look at it."

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"What demons do with it is we bury it under heaps of soil and large lakes and try to ignore it."

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