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"You're very welcome." Snuggle!

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"I don't suppose I can be of any direct use convincing the Martians to let me end their reliance on glass domes."
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"I kind of wish I could say 'Yes, here is the thing' but uh. They're racist, quite frankly. I think most of them would freak out just at you being able to talk." She pets his hair. "Sorry, my dear."

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"It's okay, angel. I suppose you'd just get in heaps of trouble if I took off my extra appendages and you were caught with a stealth demon?"

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"... Only if you were caught," says Adana, slyly.

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"I don't have a good sense of how big the risk is," Cam points out. "Also, I cannot snuggle you with wings I do not have."

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"It would probably get me thrown in jail. For the rest of my life. It's an option, and a good one, but uh - probably a better idea to stick to official channels as long as they're still being somewhat cooperative."

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"Okay. Let me know if it ever becomes a good plan." Nuzzle.

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"Mhmmm," she says, nuzzling back. "I mean, make no mistake, it is an attractive option, you could actually get treated like a person. Huge bonus."

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"I think you have more hangups about that than I do. I mean, when people do not treat me like a person I am quietly judgmental, but I'm much more concerned with how much this inhibits my ability to accomplish things, or I wouldn't ever answer summons and then where would you be?"

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"Without my boyfriend and possibly traumatized," agrees Adana. "I know, but it's still... You are obviously a person. So you should be treated like one."

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"It's only that obvious," Cam sighs, "if you let me talk."

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"Which people should do." Snuggle, snuggle.

".... Sorry, you are the wrong person to rant at about this, other summoners have not treated you well enough for my taste and it bugs me."
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"I mean, they weren't all bad. Just - nervous and less intensely responsible than you. I've had recurring summons from the same person before and I didn't exactly show up to those because I thought maybe they'd make a mistake and I'd get to flip them the bird."

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"Fair enough. Though it would have been funny if you'd done that."

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"I never got the chance, anyway. String of ten shifts cooperating with an angel to make a subway system, string of four spaced a few years apart helping some real estate developer make apartment buildings, and if you want to hear about the other multiple-summons case I need to know how much you wanna hear about my sexual history."

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Adana gives him a confused look. "... You can talk about your sexual history? Why, what happened?"

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"I built this nice girl's house, and when I was all done and she handed over my compilation of obscure indie music, she told me that if she summoned me again it would probably be because she wanted to do me. She did. I went. Like once a week for a few months. I'm pretty sure she had obtained 'how to safely have sex with a demon' instructions from the internet or something."

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.... Adana snorts with laughter. "Oh my god, really?"

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"Yes, really."

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"Wow. Just... Wow, okay. I'm glad you had fun?"

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"I'm glad she got me, there were - loopholes, in her safe demon sex internet instructions, I hope she got a human boyfriend instead of getting cocky. I'd look her up and ask but I'm pretty sure she'd be dead by now, this was like seventy years ago."

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Adana nods. "Agreed. I hope she was all right."

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"She's probably a fairy now either way."

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"I'm not sure I can aim for 'girl you had sex with' in a summoning circle, but I can give it a shot if you're curious?"

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