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"I'll see you when you're back with the students."

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"I was going to ask you where the kitchen is, but you haven't been here before either."

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"We can explore the house! Or ask a servant!"

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"It'd be worthwhile looking around to find where everything is."

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Here is: a badly decorated living room! A badly decorated parlor! A badly decorated probably also a living room!

"...the Duke really has awful taste."

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"He's consistent at least?"

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"Is he, though? Or is he equally inconsistent in every room?"

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"Consistent inconsistency is a kind of a consistency."

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"I suppose."

Library! With absolutely no books in it! Just a bunch of empty bookshelves.

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"An aspirational library is at least different."

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"The Duke of Phandros doesn't much like reading."

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"And the library came with the house?"

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"I suppose so! Or maybe he's procrastinating on filling it up."

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"Fair enough, I guess." It's not his house.

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Bedrooms! So many bedrooms. This house has a lot of bedrooms.

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Well, it's meant to house the Duke and presumably his family and servants, so that makes sense.

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"I guess you can pick whichever of those you want to be your bedroom, and I'll-- be next door? Or sleep on your floor."

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"Next door would suit me?" He picks the one with the nicest view out the window. (And if asked to justify it, he'll say he was looking for a room where he'd be able to get a breeze.)

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"I don't mind sleeping on your floor, and I do want to keep you safe."

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"... Are the good gods likely to attack me while I'm sleeping?"

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"I don't know. I don't like assuming things."

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"That's... Fair enough. We can see about moving in a bed or a cot for you?"

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He calls for a halfling to move a second bed in. 

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... That is a lot of bed for one three foot person, but he doesn't know how to help without getting in the way. "Thank you."

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"You're welcome!" says the halfling, who has been thoroughly briefed.

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