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Eva goes on a date on Earth with Phee
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"I'm not..." Good? Scared? Both?

"You shouldn't apologize, it's okay..." I love you.

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Snuggle! 

She is content to snuggle her very evil girlfriend. 

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It's really unfortunate she can't read Eva's mind right now, because that thought would have made her super incredibly happy, but instead she's just a moderate amount of happy and snuggly.

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Snuggle. 

"Good girlfriend. Should I maybe say evil girlfriend? Whatever you are you're wonderful."

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Eeeee, intensely wiggly girlfriend noises!

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Thinking wiggles.

"Good girlfriend is good! though i may randomly get brain worms about being called it, and evil girlfriend is great! much niceness in having my definite villainy acknowledged!"

Happy cheek kiss of the Eva.

"Your wonderful girlfriend...."

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"My wonderful evil girlfriend." Cheek kiss.

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“Yayifaction!” Cheek kiss good yes, but what if: lip kiss?

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Lip kiss!!!

Eva smiles and snuggles her Phee close.

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Lip kisses even!!!

Her is happily going to smooch and cuddle her Eva for a while.

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Eva has no objections to this whatsoever.

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But does she have any objects for this whatsoever?

Even if she could read the text of Eva's tags, she wouldn't actually be that pleady about introducing sex toys to this right now, it's cozy cuddles.

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Snuggle.

Eventually, however, there will be a time at which Eva is cuddled out.

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She stirs.

"So, um. What else did you wanna do on this date? I think we got the sex part down." She giggles and runs a hand through her hair.

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She giggles as well. “I’m not sure, the plan had just been take you to Earth and do fun things together? Is there any other stuff about Earth you missed?”

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"Hmmm... Do you have any good multiplayer video games? I rarely get to play anything on the internet these days. I know, total NEET desire, I just..." 

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Awww.

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Hugs!

"I'd be just as much a NEET, and I've got a few multiplayer games though I'll probably need to spend some tracking down which ones support split screen gameplay and setting, any preferences for specific game types types I should suggest first or avoid mentioning?."

(Eva might notice that Phee's desktop only has one screen attached, and the room lacks any kind of TV.)

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"Nothing horror-themed? Otherwise take your pick, I think. I'm willing to try most things."

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"Okay!"

And after several minutes of searching.

"How about Stellaria: Planetfall[1][2]? It's a 2d mine/craft/build where you've crash landed on an alien planet and you need to explore and make use of the environment's resources to fix or create substitutes for the tech you've scavenged from your emergency escape pod before they fail (though on the default difficult the trigger for any given bit of tech failing is once you're able to replace, actual timegating is reserved for the harder difficulties), and you can terraform the planet and tame monsters and build pretty bases and stuff."

[1] Think Terraria crossed with Subnautica with a dozen different detailed planets you could have crash landed on instead of just one, with some physics and automation systems stolen from genres I don't know good examples of or the names for.

[2] It's a cozy relaxed open world game mostly set on planets compared to its predecessor Stellaria, which was mostly set in space, had a bunch of bunch time pressure, more horror elements and was pretty claustrophobic. 

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"Sure, we can try that!"

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"Great!"

She spends several minutes screwing try to get things set up and verifying that they worked, and the game is displaying two main menus screen on the left and right sides, she then skips over to the world generation screen (it only shows up on the right side of the screen, the left stays on the menu screen.)

She then offers the mouse to Eva and asks.

"Do any of these worlds jump out as especially appealing to you? It normally brings you to the character building screen first, but it's easy to make slight adjustments to your character to pair fine with the world, then it is to make slight changes to the world to make it pair with your character."

1. basically pre-historic Earth.

2. The ruins of a planet that was quite similar to modern day Earth, but the aliens who ruled wiped themselves out a long time ago.

3. volcano world.

4. A not quite tidally locked planet, one side is a giant jungle where the leaves of the tallest energy hungry flora shield you from the worst of the sun rays, and the other side is a frigid desert full of fossils from when it was at a life bearing angle.

5. A planet strip mined by aliens who abandoned it after they got whatever they were searching for. Their operation had wiped all life on the planet and left most of the world's generically useful resources locked up in their complex machines, which are ripe for disassembly and looting if you can manage it.

6. a moon which is the fossil of a titanic creature that was once space capable.

7. A planet completely taken over by a super infectious and subsumptive alien fungus, luckily it never learned the trick for swapping the chirality of biochemicals, so it's unable to touch you.

8. Rocky cave world with a super radioactive surface and a rich subterranean ecosystem.

9. a watery moon which lost its orbit and now never sees the light of the sun, the surface layers are completely frozen but protect the lower layers from losing any more heat to the atmosphere, and allowing the oceanic ecosystem to thrive.

10. A gas planet where almost every lifeform either has some kind of flotation method, or is living on something that does, or is living on the one of the rare titan trees that stretch from the surface all the way to the upper atmosphere. You've landed at the perfect height for heat and gravity that's tolerable unprotected, and as long as you stick to the branches of the tree, you don't have to worry about the toxic atmosphere of the rest of the planet either.

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"Let's go with that last one, it sounds really cool." 

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"Okay! Next up is character creation!" She brings up up the character creator on the left side and offers the keyboard.

"Pick whatever species you want for it, there's other customization options later on that make every non-experiment species just as viable as any other on each planet."

The options for species are approximately :

1. Six winged harpies. Flight capable, struggles with tool use.

2. Plant girls. Needs regular sunlight for sustenance. Can grow or graft certain flora onto themselves. Breathes Co2, not oxygen.

3. Robots. Can directly integrate tech into themselves, lacks several biological needs but can't benefit from most foods (used by biospecies to lower hunger, thirst and for healing.) Instead depends on receiving electricity for power and processed metals for repairs.

4. Demons. Flight capable. Claws can substitute in for any situation you'd want a really sharp blade for.

5. Foxes. Can nyoom.

6. Tentacle monstergirls. Thirst and hunger accumlate faster, slightly worse tool use but they can use a lot of them simultaneously (keyboard recommended).

7. Buggirls (main traits are from moths, though they have stuff from several other bug species too.) Has to worry about molts. Natural armor. Flight capable.

8. Experiments (artificial hybrids combining traits from any combination of the previous species. Not recommended for beginners.)

Each species also has quite a few suboptions. Want to change which modules your robot has? What flowers your plant starts with? What secondary bugs the buggirls have traits stolen from? Whether the demon's natural armor covers just her hooves or extends farther up potential all the way to her thighs? Etc.

 

Author's notes: the only species which is obligatory girls are the plants which have one sex (hermaphrodite), the others are basically fully customizable with regards to sex characteristics. Also in universe all the entries are equally detailed and complex as each other and have even more info, I just have a skill and motivational issue. Also the only name which is actually in-universe is "Experiments" the rest have custom names for each species.

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"Obviously I gotta pick the nyoomy foxes." 

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