“Oh, no, that you can go wild with.”

Yoink.

How does he feel about this spooky candle? She suspects he will either love it or hate it but doesn’t know which.

"Is 'World of Terror' actually a cruel exonym for a nice place, like Iceland?"

“It’s much less bad than it sounds, but it isn’t nice. It’s darker, light speed is slower, and it’s easier to feel negative emotions and harder to feel positive emotions there. It is also, fortunately, extremely sparse in its habitation. There exist monsters there, but it’s mostly not difficult to turtle up and wait for rescue if you end up stranded there.”

"Is blinking alone enough to drop me into it? ...how's it combine with making my potion at a distance with rifts?"

“Blinking will do it if you don’t have eye protection. The potion is what should be within range of the candle.”

"I kinda love and hate it?? What kind of eye protection are we talking about."

“Goggles with little lights on the inside.”

"Oh, that makes sense. ...I guess I'm already pretty used to trusting my life to my PPE and I have the clever rift idea and I don't have to use it. I'll take the spooky candle."

“I can throw in an appropriately enchanted set of goggles gratis.”

"Thank youuu." What else is there.

A magical tattooing kit and another set of eyewear, this one less protective and more divinatory. The color is mandatory but the shape is not. 

He will take both of these things. How about, like, small oval lenses, relatively inconspicuous.

Checking...checking...yeah she has one like that. 

Great. Now he's supposed to ("supposed to"), like, clean up his skin a bit, ditch a mole he's not fond of, right -

"- hey, does my 'true form' have to have the standard number of nipples?"

"...Nnnnnoooooooo?"

"So I could take the witch mark, and also remove a normal nipple, and then just put it there and be effectively completely normal?"

"--I--I'm not sure that would work. Um. Give me a moment, sorry."

"Sure, okay."

"Okay, we can make it work, but probably don't tell people, generally, because it's not going to work very many more times, so it would be mean to raise people's expectations."

"What is going to stop it from working more times?"

"One of the things that mediates what complications are possible is divine consensus, and this is enough of a smartass workaround that the loophole is going to get closed once the wrong gods notice it."

"...I can leave it for somebody who needs the points more??"

"That would be kind of you, honestly. Sorry."