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Ileosa takes an alignment quiz
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For some reason, Ileosa is in some kind of location. There's a voice, coming from somewhere.

"Welcome to the quiz show! Broadcasting to an audience of people you'll probably never meet, we're starting today with 'All About You! What's Your Moral Alignment?' with questions by Tasha Moore. Let us know when you're ready for the first question."

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Ileosa appears to be having a dream. This happens every night, so it's really nothing out of the ordinary for her. 

She isn't sure who Tasha Moore is. It's possible that her brain supplied the name and that she'll remember who this is when she wakes up, but also possible that the name is nonsense she came up with, or that it was dropped into her mind from somewhere else. That's the sort of thing that happens sometimes, when you send your consciousness drifting through the dimension of dreams. 

She's more lucid than she usually is, in dreams, but not so lucid that she's going to question the premise.

"I'm ready for the first question." 

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"Great!"

"An ally at your job just informed you that upper management has been reviewing your work performance behind your back. What do you do?
A. I'd hope so! It's the job of upper management to do that type of thing.
B. I find a way to trip up the 'ally,' get them written up to take the heat off of me.
C. Tell this 'ally' the same thing to incite them to dig deeper so I don't have to. I expect daily updates.
D. Nothing. Who cares?"

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Ileosa is being asked to imagine herself in a scenario where there's a powerful faction that's putting together a case against her, to destroy her, because they dislike her.

"Out of those four options, I'm inclined towards B or C, but the scenario seems underspecified in several respects."

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"I'm not the original author of these questions, but I'm more familiar with her background, so I'd be happy to speculate about any particular points of confusion."

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That makes as much sense as anything else in a dream. 

"How fond am I of my ally? How many allies do I have? How afraid am I of the superintendent's faction? Can I go over their heads? Do I have a way to move against them without burning my ally? Am I to assume that I have considered every possible recourse, and concluded that these four options were my four best options?"

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"Let's say you're mildly fond of them. You find them decent company, and if they fell ill or such you might write them a card about it. You have several such allies, but not more than a dozen. Your main concern about the superintendent's faction is that they might fire you from your position, meaning you'd have to apply to a different company for work, which could take time. It's possible you could go over their heads, but unless you had a highly serious issue to raise it would likely come off as annoying, and being sufficiently annoying might lead to you being fired, though one such instance like this probably wouldn't if you were otherwise doing good work. You don't know if acting like you're aware of the inspection will cause problems for your ally. It probably depends on how good you are at being subtle."

"And you are not to conclude that these were your best options. These options were intended by Tasha to reflect a range of possibilities, so you should pick the option that seems most similar to what you'd do. You're free to comment on the inadequacies of them."

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Ileosa is not jumping to conclusions. 

"Why, in this scenario, do I need work?"

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"You don't have enough inherited wealth to live a comfortable lifestyle without working. You could probably spend some time between jobs spending from savings and maybe applying for various government programs, but in the long term you'd need another one."

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Ileosa isn't happy with this scenario at all.

 

Ileosa might get fired, and need to apply to a job for work just so she can live comfortably.

Ileosa is a pleb

(A pleb without marriage prospects. Possibly she's already married, in the scenario, to a useless man with low wages and few servants? Or perhaps in the scenario she was disfigured by pox.)

And, as if her life wasn't bad enough, Ileosa's non-pleb superintendent hates her enough to be building a case to oust her.

Ileosa finds herself filled with seething hatred for the superintendent and his faction. 

She needs to keep her head, if she's to continue earning bread. But she's not going to forget who her enemies are. It may take her a thousand years, but she will have her revenge on the upper management.

"I think option C is nearest to what I'd do."

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"Okay. Moving on:"

"An emergency requires that your friend drive cross-country and there's no one else to help them drive. Do you help out?
A. Yeah, but only if I don't have anything important going on.
B. I'd drive the first leg then "get sick" and have my "friend" take us on through.
C. Yes, and we're stopping whenever I get the itch to see some sights along the way.
D. No problem. I just have to make sure that my boss is OK with it first."

"I'll give some context preemptively – in this scenario, your friend has a horseless carriage. You probably do, too, and you know how to drive one, but you and your friend would be driving theirs. If you spent 8 hours a day driving it, you'd probably get across the country in less than a week. Driving it doesn't involve a lot of physical exertion, and it's intended to be comfortable regardless of weather, but you have to pay close attention to the road and other drivers."

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 D. No problem. I just have to make sure that my boss is OK with it first."

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She had hoped that, in the next scenario, things would be different.

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"If I sold my horseless carriage, how long could I live comfortably off the proceeds?"

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"That's a tricky question. How much do you want to know? I hadn't gotten to the point of imagining you owning one particular model of carriage or how far you'd driven it."

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"It's important to whether I can rule out option D. Insofar as possible, I would prefer a life of freedom, without as little begging for permission as possible, over a life of servitude. Total freedom might be unattainable from my starting position, but if selling the horseless carriage is sufficient for me to at least retire from daily scheduled labor, and to afford the servants and sustenance necessary for a minimally comfortable life, for the space of a natural human lifespan, I would like to do that. It isn't important to me, to have a horseless carriage, compared to that."

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"Uh, for context, we're assuming you have various mechanisms to launder your clothes, alert you when someone wishes to speak to you, keep your home at the desired temperature, light your rooms, heat water for you, and so on, but you don't have any full-time servants. You might hire someone to clean your home on a monthly basis, or such. Your home is cleaner because your heating devices don't produce soot. Selling your used carriage is not going to provide you with that sort of lifestyle in the location you currently live indefinitely."

"It's possible that what you'd actually be doing in this context is working in some industry where you set your own hours but accordingly need to search for clients and manage other overhead yourself, due to a strong desire for independence. In that case, you could call option D inapplicable and effectively replace it with option A."

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That is useful context!

Ileosa owns a wide variety of magic items, but still needs to work? And she can't sell her magic items and hire people, which means the magic items are cheaper than people, which means that the hypothetical scenario takes place in Azlant.

"I might want to go into business for myself, depending on various specifics."

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Ileosa can see an argument for all four of the options, here. Certainly, if she had something important enough "going on," she'd have to decline, so that's an argument for option A. But if she gets sick midway of minding the road, it'd be downright unsafe for her to continue steering the carriage, so that's an argument for option B. (And, she might go in knowing that she's foreseeably going to get sick of watching the road, to get reduced credit with her friend instead of no credit. That sounds a lot like her, to be honest.) Option C is what she'd do if she isn't doing options A or B. Option D is a subtype of option A.

This is a dream and Ileosa isn't very concerned about how she comes across to the 'audience of people she'll probably never meet,' but her minor concern can be the tie-breaker; out of the honest answers, option C makes her look the best.

"Option C."

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"Okay! This next question seems less job-related."

"In the course of you assisting a childhood friend in physically getting their money back from a swindler, the thief insinuates violence. Do you bail?
A. I'd turn on both of them.
B. Why leave when things are just getting good?
C. I probably can reason with the thief first.
D. First of all, inform the authorities about the theft."

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"In this scenario, how good is my friend at fighting?"

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"Probably not amazing, but the thief probably isn't amazing either, by the standards you normally have in your real life."

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Well, that makes things very simple, doesn't it. If the swindler is just some oaf, if Ileosa-the-pleb is down on her luck, wrestling pigs in the mud for the sake of her equally plebulous friends, Ileosa can hold the rogue with daze or knock him out with sleep, let alone wasting a second-circle suggestion. "Option B, then."

Ileosa is so overqualified for this that it almost hurts. Ileosa is furious at the hypothetical swindler for making her get her hands dirty. In the hypothetical, she's probably stabbing a man without adventurer toughness to death over less than 5 gp. It feels almost disproportionate. It'd be horrifying if it weren't entirely the other guy's fault. So she's really, really angry at him.

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"All right."

"If riches are a life goal for you, what is your plan for attaining it?
A. I don't know.
B. Use others to fatten my pockets.
C. By any means necessary.
D. Anything that's constructive."

"By 'constructive' here, Tasha probably means things which are also at least somewhat helpful to other people. Like, if you're an amazing singer and good at navigating the music industry and get rich by way of huge numbers of people wanting to attend your concerts and buy recordings of you, that's constructive. She's not specifically referring to assembling buildings."

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Option C is the superset that contains options B and D. "Option C, then?"

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"I don't write the questions."

"You want to settle down with someone. Do you choose the disloyal person who has lots of money or the very loyal person who has little money?
A. Follow the money.
B. The loyal person who has little money
C. Either one will do.
D. The loyal person who has lots of money - I know they're out there."

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