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 - raised eyebrow. "Is there something about, uh, listening to your husband making it not a sin to do things?"

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"...not as such, just generally husbands being the head of the family, it'd be sort of a judgment call?"

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How well did you know Beka -

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- ah. 

 

Not intimately. 

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I'm trying to figure out if I'd be being a controlling dick to my wife or making her happy. 

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Oh. Making her happy.

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"I want you to take it," he says to Rebecca. 

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Kiss. "Okay! - where is it -"

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Giggle. "Storerooms, I think, unless Miranda has squirrelled it all away."

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She kisses him and nips off. Comes back with a bottle to make sure it's the right one.

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Quaff!

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And he scoops her off her feet and has it happens really really missed her.

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It has been mutual!!!!!!

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Oh good. Oh so good.

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...Jeremy interrupts them. But then Jeremy can go back to his favorite activity, Being Paced Up And Down The Hall By A House Elf. And his parents can go back to their favorite activity.

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Guaranteed not to produce more Jeremies until the world is safe for them!

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Rebecca is sooooo bad at being a Catholic and had better not die before she gets to a priest but being bad at Catholicism is sooooo fun.

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Rebecca had better not die ever and if she does and God judges her Michael will get his brothers to kill him after Melkor. He doesn't say this. Rebecca might find it upsetting.

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But right now she is a ~happy Rebecca~.

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With a happy happy husband!

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