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"... I think I'll pass on being adored as someone's, uh, pet. Thanks. Bye, Ksxksskrth."

"Farewell."

And then the shadow monster sinks into the floor and dissipates.

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He shakes his head. "What an interesting meeting. Are there other questions I can answer for you-"

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"That's me, haver of interesting meetings. Uh, any weird cultural things I should be aware of with Elves, so I can avoid gravely insulting anyone? And what caused the Maia-queen to dislike you?"

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"Don't touch Elves' hair or go around with yours loose if you grow it out, assume Elves are not flirting with you even if they say things that in human societies would be most easily parsed that way - we don't marry in wartime, and don't have dalliances ever - Dwarves'll teach you their language if they want you to know it and otherwise will know all the trading languages and prefer you speak those... Melian dislikes us because of some war crimes. Not the one that's the reason our cousins out west dislike us and not the thing with the orcs."

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"Okay, thanks. Should I ask about the specifics of the war crimes, or...?"

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"I don't object to explaining but it was five hundred years ago under circumstances unlikely to recur."

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"All right, then I'd appreciate knowing, to get a better idea of who I'm going to be working with."

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"Enemy had planted misinformation and staged interactions between witnesses to suggest a treasonous conspiracy of some kind, then sacked our hometown and killed the King, hoping the subsequent succession dispute would prevent us from organizing rapidly enough to prevent the conquest of Endorë. He was wrong; we marched off under two banners but we got moving in time. Valinor, the western continent, didn't formally have a rule against emigration bur was designed to be impossible to safely leave. There was a land bridge, way up north, six hundred miles of sheer cliffs and unstable ice and eternal darkness. And there was a port city that had boats. We asked to buy or borrow the boats. They refused. They thought Valinor should stay out of the whole thing, and that we'd just get ourselves killed. Orcs marched on Endorë, sent all the Elven nomads fleeing, slaughtered or captured most of them, surrounded the cities, started starving them out. We asked the port city for help building our own boats. They refused. We asked them for information about boatmaking so we wouldn't have to start from scratch. They refused. 

We stole the boats. They fought back. It escalated. We made it out with a shipgoing fleet, ten thousand people dead - evenly across both sides, mostly - and the gods really really furious with us."

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"Sounds like a mess. I'm sorry."

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"Thank you. Anyway, Elu Thingol is Melian's husband, and his brother was the King of the port city in question, and they're on less than friendly terms with us accordingly. That's why everyone here speaks Thindarin, actually - Thingol banned my native language when he learned of the battle."

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"Vindictive language banning. That's a new one. All right, thanks, sorry to have to bring up what sounds like a shit time for everyone involved."

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"Not among the most pleasant of memories, but the war has hardly been any better and now there's a prospect of ending it. Don't worry about it."

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"Fair enough. I think that's everything, then. I'll see about importing resources and knowledge from the rest of the multiverse. It's not just wizardry. I just - I don't know what things would hurt the evil god the most yet, which makes importing the right things a little hard. I don't have infinite resources, and everything I might import is not necessarily safe. Not to mention how I'm not a wizard, or a sorcerer, or a druid, or anything else that involves most of the weird magic shit I know of."

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"Thank you."

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He shrugs, a bit awkwardly.

"Well, I wasn't going to just go, 'Oh, look. Evil god. Guess I'll just go home and have a nap,' you know?"

Even if this sort of thing will definitely get him killed one day.

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"It sounds like you had cause enough to go 'evil everybody! I will start my own polity' and I appreciate that you didn't do that either."

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"Eh. I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. And I have enough to be in charge of already, I'm not going to pick something else up unless I really have to."

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Nod. "Let me know if you need anything else from us."

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"Supplies to get to Doriath, but I don't think I need to waste your time for that one. Thanks for seeing me."

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"Of course. Let me know if you need an introduction anywhere other than Doriath. Do you care if I inform the King of this meeting?"

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"I will, thanks. Feel free, I think it's safe to say I have completely wrecked all plausible deniability that I'm not, uh. Still don't have a better description than 'myself.'"

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"A well-resourced adversary of evil gods. Are you any harder than most humans to kill, should we be afraid that the Enemy will make an assassination attempt."

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"Yes. Though not infallibly so. What sorts of assassination attempts would the evil god make?"

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"Send one of the shapeshifting Maiar, maybe, or if you have a known weakness for tiny innocent orcs some of those but rigged to explode or ordered to poison you or something."

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"I'll. Tone down the weakness for tiny innocent orcs. A shapeshifter could catch me off guard and might manage something, is there a method for catching them?"

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