Minor is delighted to attend this protest. He adds helpfully that Godspring and Valinor and Endorë don't have daeva escort laws.

He should make a sign about that!

Can they think of a good slogan?

Not really but they don't all have to be funny.

When's the protest?

Tomorrow! They don't want to break the law while protesting it so someone with the protest will have to summon him.

That makes sense but he often has kind of a lot of circles open and sometimes gets kidnapped so he can't promise he'll make theirs tomorrow. It'd help if they give him an exact time to look for it.

So they do that.

He endeavors not to get kidnapped by taking randoms, which are less likely to be kidnappings.

None of his randoms are kidnappings at all. Elves are giving out demonic meat in an orc city to demonstrate that it's just as tasty, would he like to do that? And do the parts of this task that involve looking at orcs maybe they are having some trouble with that.

Yeah sounds like a much better plan than torturing CEOs. 

The Elves will be happy to sing to him as payment!

Orcs get demonic meat! Guaranteed literally atom-for-atom identical to the kind from dead animals!

Orcs enjoy it and keep asking if he wants to hold any babies since it's so sad daeva can't have them.

He's okay, thanks. 

The city is crowded enough that they could keep finding new tasters for days straight but the Elves will understand if he wants to go home.

He'll stay until it's time to go to the daeva protest.

And the circle is... five minutes late.

But friendly?

If he pauses to check he'll lose track of which one it was!

He takes it.

It's them. "Hey! Sorry I'm late, lost track of time in the shower!"

Exhale. "No worries!"

His sign says 'Treat Us As People.'

"Okay great come march in exchange for... uh, an escort to the march?"

Giggle. "Deal."