did not expect to be getting praise for this but i'll take it

unicorn:idk I'm just contrasting with where you were at mentally like a month ago

it's a lot easier to be optimistic and shit when a hot girl is feeding you and giving you the strap ok

unicorn: I wouldn't know!!

sad!

hope you do someday

it's great

unicorn: we have different tastes, you and I
the 247 noncon bdsm situation: are you saying not everyone wants to be kidnapped and ravished by a supervillain
unicorn: unbelievable, I know

get well soon

unicorn: sorry the doctors say it's permanent
unicorn: I will never ever want to be kidnapped and ravished by a supervillain

one day we will find a cure for your tragic condition

unicorn: we're just as good as everyone else. don't donate to Not Wanting To Be Kidnapped And Ravished By A Supervillain Speaks this april

anyways yeah like

she fucked me with a strap for the first time last night and it was really good

like really really good

did i mention that

it was so fucking big and it filled me up tighter than the immense meal we just had

Mezzopiano: kjlergm,.m,.
Mezzopiano: SORRY
Mezzopiano: please continue with your uh
Mezzopiano: recounting of your lewd adventures in pornographic detail

fuck if i do that more i'll get too horny and want to get off and then will probably be interrupted by breakfast so i should probably not

Mezzopiano: some people can simply experience horniness and then have breakfast anyway

rip to them but i'm built different

the 247 noncon bdsm situation: "oh noooo I can't get turned on before I have a breakfast date with the supervillain keeping me captive and having sex with me, the timing, it just wouldn't work out"

aaannnd breakfast is in fact ready so see you guys later

She gets the door.

And she is escorted to breakfast.

Today it's going hard on the waffle accoutrements. "Morning! I got my stolen preternatural waffle maker working again, it's temperamental but should chug along for the meal." She is sprinkling chocolate chips and bacon bits into the batter that's spreading into the nooks and crannies. When she closes it, there's a big puff of steam and a beep, and she opens it up to reveal a perfectly golden brown waffle that apparently cooked instantaneously.

"Whoa. Who exactly did you steal this from?"

"Professor Simon Siemen, appliance guy up in Canada. He started it."

"I have a feeling making waffles instantly is a massively inefficient use of whatever technology this runs on."

"Take it up with the professor! His kitchen was full of things like this but most of them I never did get working for me."

"Not my problem, in any case." 

Katie fills her plate with a couple of other items while she waits for Mo to finish making her waffles.

Oh, she's done with the waffle iron, at least for now. Seems like she makes one waffle at a time. She's heaping it with whipped cream now.

Katie keeps it simple with just some bacon bits in her waffle and maple syrup on top.