"This may come as a surprise to you but most random mad scientists aren't down bad for the rotund."

"Their loss. I would find them being shocked and disgusted to be something of a turn-on as well, frankly."

"I will take that into consideration when it comes time to design costumes for next year."

"Have I mentioned you're the best girlfriend ever?" 

"You are my favorite science experiment, my little potato gnocchi. Now go swimming." Pinch. And off she sashays.

She's gonna, but she needs a digestion break first. Onto Eris she goes.

god mo is so sweet and pretty and like, the right kind of dom for me

she's gonna take me to this big science fair and show me off like a piece of meat i'm so giddy

spirulinagalaxy: that was fast wrt coming to terms with the noncon bdsm situation

it's surpisingly easy when the dom is hot and strong and has thighs bigger around than your waist

spirulinagalaxy: if you say so
baskingrobin: does that mean that when your waist becomes bigger you will have more trouble with this

i sure hope not

god she eats like a fucking pig and she's got me eating like that and it's getting easier and easier every day holy shit i'm gonna get so fat aaaaaaaa i don't know how to process this

Mezzopiano: man is it weird that I keep thinking it's very good that some other less compatible supervillain didn't see you first
Mezzopiano: like if you were in Cmdr. Mawu's moon base you would not be having any fun at all probably.

i am truly #blessed

also i don't think whatever weird biochemistry i apparently have would be conducive to cyborg shit

cyborg parts probably don't care about your blood type

Mezzopiano: yeah I think Mawu can use whoever
spirulinagalaxy: okay I've thought about it and if I had to be kidnapped indefinitely by a supervillain and got to pick which one I'd go for Lyrial, the one in Hawaii who mostly just kidnaps people to work on his resort so he can impress visitors

imagine wanting to work instead of getting to gorge on tasty food and get plowed and swim with belugas and sit around doing whatever the rest of the day

L

basking robin: I'd probably go with the lady who turns people into pterodactyls. I know she kills most of them but she's gotten a few viable pterodactyls out of it.
Mezzopiano: is this what we're doing now? I simply don't wish to be kidnapped by a supervillain!

ok to be fair being a pterodactyl would kick ass

not as much ass as being a hot fat girl who might also have superpowers though

basking robin: right??? that being a pterodactyl would kick ass. I don't want to be a girl or fat

hey when he turns people into pterodactyls are they still, like, sapient and shit

how does a human consciousness run on a pterodactyl brain

basking robin: you ask me this like you think I know

ok fair but like yeah caveat being a pterodactyl would be cool IF i got to have my mind intact

basking robin: people being kidnapped by supervillains can't be choosers
basking robin: except you
basking robin: including you actually, you're just lucky

I suppose god is finally making up for the entire rest of my life

spirulinagalaxy: not even being kidnapped into your very own porn plot convinced you that there is not a god out to get you, huh?

idk I guess the old god died and got replaced with one who likes me

spirulinagalaxy: your theology is bewildering