"Against union regulations to wire them brain to engine."

"Oh,  no, I meant just steering the regular way."

"Oh, I'd have to teach them."

"Is that, like, hard?"

"I'm not a very good teacher."

"Yeah that's fair. How do you make sure we don't crash into something while you're eating and sleeping, though?"

"Queequeg wakes me up if there's a problem he can't handle."

"Ah. Does it get boring doing that all day?"

"Nah, it doesn't require a ton of attention, just reaction time if something comes up. The convention itself is no-PVP, as it were, but the approach is not so charmed."

"Ah, good. I assume you need to be getting to go doing that, so I'll head to my quarters."

"Enjoy!"

So, how nice is it in here compared to the one back at home base?

It's a lot smaller, but in a charming Tokyo-shoebox kind of way.

She doesn't mind. Onto Eris she goes. 

guess who's on her way to the SCIENCE FAIR BITCHES!!!

SCIENCE FAIR BITCHES: are you very proud of your baking soda vinegar volcano

*palpatine voice* I AM the baking soda vinegar volcano

SCIENCE FAIR BITCHES: will you explode
SCIENCE FAIR BITCHES: uh flirtation not intended

dw, not into that

i might explode but not because monoceros wanted me to

i mean they say this place is supposed to be neutral ground but idk the convocation might not care

Aquinas: And they shouldn't! A gathering of many supervillains isn't something heroes ought to countenance.
spirulinagalaxy: well, it's obvious if you understand decision theory

but anyways yeah she's gonna show me off in a pretty dress and stuff it's gonna be so awesome

Mezzopiano: oh can we see the dress?

haven't seen it yet

will post pics when I do

Mezzopiano: lol I was worried you were going to be like "sorry everything is classified"

i mean she's already letting me take pictures of everything else so

Mezzopiano: I really would have thought there'd be more security mindset from supervillains