As a point of FACT, it seems that EMPOWERING CKROFT#17967 will be GREATLY BENEFICIAL for the purpose of MONITORING this DISASTER.

It ALSO seems POSSIBLE in light of new INFORMATION and revealed CAPABILITIES that there are OTHER attainable equilibrium states that will BETTER minimize the ANNUAL risk of Containment Breach even at a larger POPULATION. I am not AVERSE to helping CKROFT#17967 ATTAIN such STATES.

I am CLOSING this thread.

Wait, can you clarify something for me? 

This was a crack thread, right - it isn't canon? And I'm divinely empowered in the crack thread, not in canon?

The LOGIC is the SAME in BOTH worlds.

Oh.

I didn't know You existed, by the way. 

When I was praying. As a private joke.

So now I'll be Your cleric, inquisitor, or - or paladin?

YES.