Aeon Life/Death-Golarion-Global-Status-Axis-Communication notes to deity-of-correction that the current situation on planet-that-is-cage is a great upset of balance, and if gods can't-or-won't restore balance to Creation, Monad will be forced to take action. [The whole message also encodes a proof of how it follows from the authorization given by Pharasma to Aeon Collective at the dawn of Creation]

Exactly! Though aeons don't deserve rights, BTW.

Wait, Rovagug suppressed shadows?? I don't recognise that lore. How long has that been true?

Since Zon-Kuthon set the FIRST shadow on Golarion. 

ROVAGUG sees shadows through their CE HUNGER, and SUBTLY INTERVENES to keep them in CHECK. 

It has been a MAJOR ongoing EXPENSE for Him. Only the most POWERFUL gods could sabotage a species UNILATERALLY.

Aeon Life/Death-Golarion-Global-Status-Axis-Communication notes to deity-of-correction that the current situation on planet-that-is-cage is a great upset of balance, and if gods can't-or-won't restore balance to Creation, Monad will be forced to take action. [The whole message also encodes a proof of how it follows from the authorization given by Pharasma to Aeon Collective at the dawn of Creation]

I notice that I am CONFUSED.

The balance has been RESTORED, and Planet-That-Is-Cage is moving TOWARDS one of its STABLE ATTRACTOR STATES, after counted EONS suspended ARTIFICIALLY above it.

Is this SOMEHOW a TRICK?

I dunno, I'm not wild about everything in this setting tracing back to Rovagug? Half the fun is the wild profusion of unrelated Stuff.

I am hearing through other channels that he likes belly rubs tho. Have you tried that already. 👀

The balance has been RESTORED, and Planet-That-Is-Cage is moving TOWARDS one of its STABLE ATTRACTOR STATES

Equilibrium is not Balance. Life/Death duality is currently being grossly violated. Life/Death duality is principal duality of the Monad, as directly stated in the Authorization.

Otolmens, if I exist in this instance of Pharasma's Creation, I'll pay for the first non-paladin level you give to a Lawful non-Good mortal here.

If I don't exist, well. Incentives!

The walls separating local literary and metaliterary reality seem to be weakening, if not outright disintegrating.

Perhaps somebody in this room should acquire one level of Erogamer--or if not that, weirder hair.

I call dibs! 

On the Otolmens cleric thing and the Erogamer thing and the weirder hair.

My powers continue to grow!

I did NOT agree to this!

What's it to you, you're not paying for any of it.

Can I have the Fire domain? Fire and Artifice.

Artifice.

That's a fun word to say.

If you start referencing Martin we'll never get done here.

....?

Oh!

A Song of Fire and Ice.

Is that a Bard Masterpiece?

I'm level 7 and I just got another feat, maybe I'll take it.

You did not gain HIT DICE.

Eh, at least that makes leveling my character up faster.

Otolmens you gotta stop her from singing that. Otherwise the world will end.

Hey! Why are you agitating against the queen? I'll have you know she's an excellent judge of character and I'm sure her next plan will be beneficial to us all.

Wow, this really is a power fantasy for Queen Ileosa.

None of this is being properly conducted in accordance with THE RULES.

THE RULES are VERY EXPLICIT.

Otolmens' cleric levels have not been AUTHORISED by Otolmens and therefore cannot be acted upon.

This "Erogamer" empowerment entity has not been granted access through immigration.

That hairstyle is not in accordance with the narrative type and aesthetic style of Golarion as a setting and Pathfinder as a system to implement it in.

All of this must be retconned until it has returned to a state permissible under the Contract by which this world is Created.

There are rules, the first of which is: 

Have fun and don't worry too hard about it! This is a drafts thread, it doesn't have to be readable-to-others nor make any sense.

We can't turn back now when we've come so far.

Prestidigitation can change the colour of material objects, including hair.