"--But also, that you had motive to petrify spawn."

"I'm sure this is a misunderstanding." 

"Thank you. I--didn't we do this like two days ago?"

"Tell us or I'm gonna kill you." He hits Planetlord with his sword once; he's not potted, and it's not a crit. (Planetlord doesn't react very strongly, at least not visibly.)

"Wait, tell you what?"

"Tell us you did it."

"I didn't do it! Nah, this is just an excuse to kill me, bruh."

"We won't kill you."

Drizzt puts his sword on the ground to emphasise that. 

Oh shit, free sword! Mapicc grabs it immediately and tucks it into his inventory. He'll give it back later, probably.

Roshambo would glare at Mapicc for that if he had eyes, or legible facial expressions, but he doesn't. 

"If it's not you, Planetlord, who do you think it is?"

"Literally anyone else?"

Mapicc coughs. "Poafa? Sorry."

"It's probably Poafa, I'm sorry. Or Parrot? I think it may be No Pants People. Just like, that team, they do a lot of stuff like that--for example, moving the whole server spawn or whatever thing, so they seem dedicated enough to do something like that."

... well, at least he wasn't planning to use that sword soon? "Who are the No Pants People?"

"Oh right, you're new. Uh, Parrot and Spoke."

"And Rekrap. --Hey, why are you wearing pants?"

Rekrap pulls out a piece of orange wool. "I have the Pants Pass. It was a whole thing. Um. It--Ever since I joined the No Pants Party, I don't think I've done a single thing with them."

Though that could be a lie if the No Pants Party was the one replacing spawn with Obsidian. "Low entry requirements, then." 

"I guess. I mean, I had to speedbridge over the void for a thousand blocks, I dunno if that counts as low entry requirements."

"...Fair point." 

<Mapicc> Parrot please answer our calls out to you

"Oh! You know what? There's gotta be--hold on."

"Randomly realizing something? That's interesting."

"Is there a statistic? Obsidian placed."