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"Well, why not, if you want her to?"

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"I like some things about Corenta. Just not having to go to school. Also I guess I do meet most of my friends there."

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"Well, okay," says Mial. "But if you wanted to convince your mom to move to Esmaar, I'd help."

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"I bet," says Aurin. "But her job is there. She's lived there like forever."

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"I," says Mial, "just convinced the junior branch of Scoot Lively to let me in even though I am six equivalent years younger than their next youngest member. I am good at convincing."

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"But Mom knows you."

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"So?"

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"So maybe it would be harder to convince her."

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"Or maybe it'd be easier. But anyway you don't want me to do it so why are you trying to tell me it'd be hard?"

This is not the way to discourage Mial from trying to do a thing, Aurin.
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"I dunno," shrugs Aurin.

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Mial snorts.

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The first time Mial has a race as a league member, he is approached after the race by a reporter. "Hello! Do you have a few degrees?"
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"Sure," he says brightly. He came in second; this is acceptable. He just needs to practice more, and maybe - no, Mom almost certainly won't let him tweak the spells on her scoot even a little tiny bit...

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"As far as I've been able to determine you're definitely the youngest equivalency formal scoot racer in Esmaar, and possibly worldwide. Want to tell me about that?"

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Mial shrugs.

"I'm eight-equivalent, but that's eighty-one years of actual time," he says. "If I was some species I'd have died of old age by now. If I was some species I'd have died of old age twice. And I still can't do a lot of things - I don't want to drink redreed wine or hold public office, but I do want to race scoots. So I found a league that didn't have a formal age restriction and I placed in their tryout race and hoped they wouldn't kick me out when I told them my age and species, and they didn't." He grins. "What can I say, I'm an impatient kid. I got my wizard certification when I was sixty-five."
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The reporter writes all this down. "Do you feel that being chronologically eighty-one makes you significantly more mature than an eight-year-old human or an elf in their mid-twenties?"

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"Maybe, maybe not," he says. "I think maturity is more about personality than time. What I have that an eight-year-old human definitely doesn't is seven more decades of experience. I've been flying my mom's scoot for ten years now. An eight-year-old human hasn't been alive long enough to get that much practice in, and a twenty-four-year-old elf would've had to start when they were four-equivalent."

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"So you don't think the league or your family has anything to fear about your propensity for accidents."

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He laughs. "Nah. I'm good, I'm careful, I've had ten years to get good at being careful. Ten years to get good at being good, too, as you can see." He holds up his second-place token.

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"Think you'll do even better next time?" smiles the reporter.

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"Planning on it!" he affirms, grinning.

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"Do you think that equivalency restrictions in general should be relaxed for dragons?"

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"Oh, I'm a shren," he corrects absently, most of his attention on the actual substance of the question. "No, actually, I think maybe equivalency restrictions should be relaxed in general. If it's important that people should know how to do something properly, write a test and make them pass it, like with wizardry. I know it's not that simple, but equivalency restrictions are really annoying when you grow this slowly. Or at least they are to me. I admit there probably aren't that many eighty-year-old dragonishes desperate to join scoot-racing leagues."

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"Dragonishes?" says the reporter curiously.

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"Oh." Mial laughs. "Sometimes it's awkward not to have a word for dragons and shrens as a group, when you're trying to talk about things like people who speak Draconic or age ten times slower than humans, so I made one up. Way back when I was just a baby, I think."

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