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This is fucking useless.

Whatever. Does this place have something to eat.

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Yeah, there's a little kitchen with some snacks and he can probably eat enough of those to count as lunch.

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Cool, he'll do that, and, uh...

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...can he timeskip over reading the book and learning the spell? Actually, he'll time bound it, time skip over it unless it takes over, uhhhh, four hours. Or something else important happens.

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That... does not seem to be possible.

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Okay what if he removes that last—


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Peter has learned the spell Zipzap!

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"Ooh you should use that to electrocute someone, I want to see."

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"I'm not going to electrocute anyone, Venk."

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"Boooooooooooooooring."

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Peter is going to put that book away and then go to the bathroom and stretch his legs because he has been sitting down for hours.

Also, reading that book felt weird. He's pretty sure the words printed on it weren't real words? It felt a lot more like he was doing a guided version of practicing magic, like the book was a meditation aid more than anything.

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Okay it is far too late in the afternoon now for him to keep hanging out in the Realm of Magic so he'll activate his Glimmerstone and take his leave.

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When he materializes in his dorm room Eric and Tae-hwan are making out naked on the beds that are still pushed together.

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"Oh hello. Didn't mean to interrupt."

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"Aaaand that's my cue," says Venk, before vanishing.

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Um??? Did he just—unsummon himself?

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Yup. Peter can still feel him though.

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...weird, but ok.

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Tae-hwan pulls away and grins. "Hi Peter! Guess what?"

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"What?"

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"Eric was accepted into Foxbury! He's in Chi Beta Gamma now!"

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"Hello I am!"

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"Congratulations!" They're so hot. Why are they so hot.

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"Peter you're bulging."

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"I was caught by surprise!"

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