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"The entire rambling of absurd fantastic things," snorts Prime, "and you focus on the 'alternate who is married' part. Of course."

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"Would you rather I be curious about how you caused them great personal distress?"

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"No," he sighs. "Thank you for the offer, please go back to being curious about the married part."

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"Besides, this conversation has already introduced alts and the existence of foreign magic and resurrection," Bella points out. "Anyway. Complicated how?"

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"Edarial was a prince, and he had to get married for prince reasons, and absented himself from the process enough that someone else with strong opinions about who the future queen ought to be slipped in and held Iobel's familiar hostage - her familiar's death would have rendered her a vegetable - to force her to marry him. They spent several months with her assuming Edarial had done this to her and him having no idea why she glared at him all the time."

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Bella puts a wing around her boyfriend. "Seconding that yikes, how are they now?"

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"Well, they're not Ice and Cypress, but they're working on it."

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"If you are curious, Ice and Cypress are incredibly flagrant about being happily married. I don't believe they can even help it, they just ooze 'being in love.'"

He looks vaguely annoyed with this. Alts. Of him. Being in love. Despicable!
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"You two are cute too," Spring adds. "They're just - I think it might be the animal souls. The animal souls are helping."

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"I think we're secure in our cuteness, thanks. You don't appear obviously paired off?"

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"We are not even non-obviously paired off," says Spring.

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Prime sighs.

"You can tell by the lack of sappy looks and recited love poetry," he drawls.
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"They can tell because I told them," says Spring.

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"Funny," mutters Bella in Darren's ear, "they bicker like old alts of a married couple."

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"Of course. Next time, we can have a sign. 'Not even non-obviously paired off.' Shall it go around your neck, or mine?"

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"They really do," giggles Darren.

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"I don't know if signage is within my dress code," says Spring lightly. At Bella's quizzical look: "Acolytes and priests of the healing goddess who gives me my cool magic powers have a dress code. It's an excellent excuse not to wear anything I don't like."

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"Taxi, bloodhound, and now sign holder. Should I endeavor to become a pack mule, too?"

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"What are you expecting to haul?"

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"Luggage. When no luggage is available, I find the largest rock and start rolling it up a nearby hill. It's a flawless plan."

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Darren starts giggling.

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"Are you going to be that sarcastic when you're old and gray?" Bella asks Darren.

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"I have no idea," he snorts. "At least I'm guaranteed to not be boring?"

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"That was never a danger."

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