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Awwwww.

Nuzzle, nuzzle. Deer and kitty snuggles.
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"I get worse the more annoyed I am," informs Prime. "If you're curious. Though the sarcasm isn't a random accident, this was formed slowly over centuries."

Obviously, he is a work of art. Ha.
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"Are we annoying?"

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"No, I'm also easily annoyed. Cranky and old, and all that."

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"How old are the two of you?"

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"I have that annoying discontinuity which I spent being dead, and I also moved to a different world from my original when I was seventeen and this made birthdays a little hard to track, but on the order of ninety."

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"Five hundred and something or other. I stopped caring after a while - mostly when everyone I hated died. It's strangely gratifying, outliving everyone you hate."

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"Was that - with extra-planar magic, or...?"
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"Sort of. I am only mostly human. The non-human bits help immensely with longevity. Thus, five centuries and change."

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"Around here, mostly human means not human, albeit potentially very cunningly disguised. What else are you?"

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"Fae. Race of extremely powerful, immortal undying beings."

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"Sounds like a nice racket."

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"Sort of. Except for the part where the half-breeds are inevitably crazy. My mother was one of those, she killed herself by leveling a capital."

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"I think it might be more efficient if we told all these stories in Pantheon where the others are waiting," Spring opines. "Darren, is your twin - you have one too, right? - is he or she readily available? There's two of those around back near the portal hub at the moment."

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"Agreed. Off I go, to play fetch."

And off he goes. To play fetch. What a surprise.
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"She. Uh - I can get her, but it's a bit of a flight from Forks to Seattle, so it will be a bit."

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"Another time, then, maybe. Although I think Zevros has a sword he wants to give her."

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"Is that some kind of euphemism, or a - literal sword?"
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"A literal sword. He lost a fight with Zeviana, and apparently this resulted in him having to accept a nickname he didn't like from her, and he is determined to beat up your sister."

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"... Okay."

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"She has killed like - eight people. And can shapeshift. Into a flying hooved quadruped. I don't think he'll get his wish."

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"My sister kind of frightens me sometimes," admits Darren. "I'm betting on her."

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"I abstain," snorts Spring.

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"I don't think I'll actually make any bets, though. Because uh. I have never met Zevros in my life."

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