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So we all know that pendragons kid isn't an esper right? the chick not Pendragon jr obv.
Fucking hate bullshit publicity stunts. people die and they're out there trying to promote a stupid fucking movie.
celebrity espers
What you mean Pendragon's daughter/sister? No way she's totally an esper! She's even got her mom's hammer now, she can break things by hitting them with it just like Pendragon could!
Mathematically you wouldn't expect two siblings to be espers at the same time until about 300 years after the first esper awakening, at the rate they're happening today.
that's literally impossible. you can't have two esper kids.
You can tho it's just statistically unlikely
idk the chick's hot enough to be an esper.
She's always been this hot, have you seen Windcatchers?
lyra is an esper! she hasn't done a movie since she awakened and she's living in canada now with pendragon jr and they hate each other why would she live in the middle of nowhere with someone you hate if you aren't an esper?
Shitpoasting-intensifies
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
This is what we in the business call a false dichotomy, folks!
[image of tumblr post explaining how Peregrine and Pendragon Jr are the same person]
Who the fuck is Peregrine?
Shitpoasting-intensifies
This is what we in the business call a false dichotomy, folks!
okay, sure, you're right, it's irrefutably an elaborate hoax for...*consults 8-ball* tax purposes I guess??? whatever, when you've taken an esper portal out of whatever alternate dimension you get your news from feel free to not let me know
Who the fuck is Peregrine?
Ugh. Their powers aren't anything alike, it's a stupid conspiracy theory, ignore it.
Ugh. Their powers aren't anything alike, it's a stupid conspiracy theory, ignore it.
I dunno man, powers are weird. Maybe he's only using half for each identity?
okay, sure, you're right, it's irrefutably an elaborate hoax for...*consults 8-ball* tax purposes I guess??? whatever, when you've taken an esper portal out of whatever alternate dimension you get your news from feel free to not let me know
I'm just saying, maybe OP is right
What's more likely: a whopping THREE espers in a family, or an esper decides to assume the identity of their own kid while signing a movie deal? touch grass.
!!!!!
Pendragon I being ~famous movie star and late esper and pretending to be her own "daughter"~ makes so much fucking sense.
[link to a another 4-hour video essay about how Bet Morganrath is actually Lyra Morganrath and also Pendragon II and Peregrine are the same person]
[link to a another 4-hour video essay about how Bet Morganrath is actually Lyra Morganrath and also Pendragon II and Peregrine are the same person]
How does the hot goth twink fit into all this?
how would that even work!!!!!!!!! lyra takes bet to movie premiers all the time!
Body doubles.
How does the hot goth twink fit into all this?
I dunno, probably also body doubles